Chinese Whispers

[zero-x]

Carefully Paula quickly auctioned off hundreds of Phil's Argos catalogues

[Woody1]

Carefully Paula quickly dusted off hundreds of Phil's Argos catalogues

[zero-x]

Carefully Paula quickly dusted off hundreds of old Argos catalogues

[Salt and Shaker]

Carefully Paula quickly dusted off hundreds of old index catalogues

[zero-x]

Speedily Paula quickly dusted off hundreds of old index catalogues

[Salt and Shaker]

Speedily Paula quickly dusted away hundreds of old index catalogues

[zero-x]

Speedily Paula quickly shredded away hundreds of old index catalogues

[paula_m]

Speedily Paula quickly shredded away hundreds of old index cards

[zero-x]

Speedily Paula quickly shredded away hundreds of old identity cards.

[paula_m]

Speedily Paula quickly shredded away hundreds of old birthday cards.

[zero-x]

Speedily Paula quickly shredded away hundreds of old birthday presents.

[Woody1]

Speedily Paula quickly threw away hundreds of old birthday presents.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula quickly threw away hundreds of old birthday presents.

[Woody1]

Annoyed Paula needlessly threw away hundreds of old birthday presents.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula needlessly threw away hundreds of new birthday presents.

[paula_m]

Annoyed Paula needlessly put away hundreds of new birthday presents.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula purposely put away hundreds of new birthday presents.

[Woody1]

Annoyed Paula purposely gave away hundreds of new birthday presents

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula purposely gave away hundreds of new Christmas presents.

[Woody1]

Annoyed Paula purposely gave back hundreds of new Christmas presents.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula purposely gave back hundreds of rubbish Christmas presents.

[Woody1]

Annoyed Paula happily gave back hundreds of rubbish Christmas presents

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula happily gave back hundreds of rubbish Christmas trees.

[Woody1]

Annoyed Paula happily gave back hundreds of dead Christmas trees.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula happily sent back hundreds of dead Christmas trees.

[paula_m]

Annoyed Paula happily sent back hundreds of artificial Christmas trees.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula happily sent back hundreds of artificial Christmas lights.

[paula_m]

Annoyed Paula happily sent back hundreds of broken Christmas lights.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula happily sent back hundreds of broken fairy lights.

[paula_m]

Annoyed Paula happily sent back hundreds of broken fairy cakes.

[zero-x]

Annoyed Paula happily sent back hundreds of broken eccles cakes.

[paula_m]

Annoyed Paula sadly sent back hundreds of broken eccles cakes.

I love Eccles cakes yum yum

[zero-x]

Hungry Paula sadly sent back hundreds of broken eccles cakes.

Funnily enough, I've never had one. :?

[paula_m]

I'll bring you one at the next game I go to :lol: you don't know what you've been missing :roll:

Hungry Paula gladly sent back hundreds of broken eccles cakes.

[zero-x]

Thanks! :lol:

Hungry Paula gladly sent back hundreds of delicious eccles cakes.

[paula_m]

Hungry Paula gladly brought back hundreds of delicious eccles cakes.

back soon :roll:

[zero-x]

Hungry Paula gladly brought Neil hundreds of delicious eccles cakes.

I gotta go now anyway. Nite.

Just realised I've passed 5000 posts! :D I'm catching you up... :wink:

[paula_m]

Congratulations
still a fair way to go yet though 8)


Generous Paula gladly brought Neil hundreds of delicious eccles cakes.

[zero-x]

Generous Paula gladly brought Neil thousands of delicious eccles cakes.

[phil b]

Generous Paula gladly brought Neil thousands of delicious chorley cakes.

chorley cakes are better - flakier & more buttery

[Woody1]

Generous Paula gladly baked Neil thousands of delicious chorley cakes.

[zero-x]

Generous Paula gladly baked Neil thousands of wonderful chorley cakes.

Now Chorley cakes I've had. Very nice. :D

[paula_m]

Now Chorley cakes I've had. Very nice. :D

mmmm I think that's what I had last year when I visited my friend in Blackpool :?

Generous Paula gladly bought Neil thousands of wonderful chorley cakes.

[zero-x]

Generous Paula eventually bought Neil thousands of wonderful chorley cakes.

[Woody1]

Generous Paula eventually bought Neil thousands of wonderful pontefract cakes.

[paula_m]

mmmm now those I do like :lol:

Generous Paula eventually owed Neil thousands of wonderful pontefract cakes.

[zero-x]

Generous Paula soon owed Neil thousands of wonderful pontefract cakes.

[Salt and Shaker]

Generous Paula soon owed Neil thousands of wonderful pontefract punches

[Woody1]

Generous Paula soon owed Neil thousands of wonderful rum punches

[zero-x]

Drunk Paula soon owed Neil thousands of wonderful rum punches.

[paula_m]

Drunk !! ME !!! :lol:

Drunk Paula soon bought Neil thousands of wonderful rum punches.

[zero-x]

Drunk Paula soon bought Neil thousands of wonderful rum bottles.

[Woody1]

Drunk Paula soon bought Neil thousands of empty rum bottles

[zero-x]

Drunk Paula soon bought Neil thousands of empty cola bottles.

[Woody1]

Drunk Paula reluctantly bought Neil thousands of empty cola bottles.

[zero-x]

Thirsty Paula reluctantly bought Neil thousands of empty cola bottles.

[Woody1]

http://www.thewelshsweetshop.co.uk/acatalog/SfreeColaBottles.jpg not sure what they're called?


Thirsty Paula reluctantly bought Neil thousands of candy cola bottles.

[zero-x]

Thirsty Paula reluctantly bought Neil bags of candy cola bottles.

I'm not sure either, but I've always just called them cola bottles.

[Woody1]

Hungry Paula reluctantly bought Neil bags of candy cola bottles.

[zero-x]

Hungry Paula reluctantly sold Neil bags of candy cola bottles.

[paula_m]

Cola bottles here too 8) not that I buy them of course :roll:




Hungry Paula reluctantly gave Neil bags of candy cola bottles.

[zero-x]

Hungry Paula reluctantly gave Neil bags of fizzy cola bottles.


The fizzy ones were the ones with salt on weren't they? I hated them. :x

[paula_m]

Hungry Paula reluctantly gave Neil sacks of fizzy cola bottles.



eeeeyuk !!!!!

[zero-x]

Hungry Paula gladly gave Neil sacks of fizzy cola bottles.

[paula_m]

Hungry Paula gladly gave Neil sacks of fizzy pop bottles.

[zero-x]

Hungry Paula gladly gave Neil sacks of fizzy pop cans.

[paula_m]

Thirsty Paula gladly gave Neil sacks of fizzy pop cans.

[zero-x]

Thirsty Paula gladly gave Neil multipacks of fizzy pop cans.

[paula_m]

Thirsty Paula gladly gave Neil multipacks of fizzy pop corn.

[zero-x]

Thirsty Paula gladly gave Neil multipacks of buttered pop corn.

[paula_m]

yum yum 8)


Generous Paula gladly gave Neil multipacks of buttered pop corn.

[zero-x]

:D

Generous Paula gladly gave Neil buckets of buttered pop corn.

[paula_m]

.Generous Paula gladly shared Neil buckets of buttered pop corn.

[zero-x]

Generous Paula gladly shared out buckets of buttered pop corn

[paula_m]

Generous Paula gladly shared Neil's buckets of buttered pop corn

[zero-x]

Generous Paula gladly shared Neil's buckets of buttered pop albums.

[paula_m]

Generous Paula gladly played Neil's buckets of buttered pop albums.

[zero-x]

Generous Paula gladly played Neil's buckets of new pop albums.

[paula_m]

Generous Paula gladly played Neil's collection of new pop albums.

[zero-x]

Generous Paula gladly played Neil's collection of new trance albums.

[paula_m]

Generous Paula relunctantly played Neil's collection of new trance albums. :shock: :lol: :lol:

[zero-x]

Musical Paula relunctantly played Neil's collection of new trance albums.

What's wrong with trance? :shock: :lol:

[paula_m]

What's wrong with trance? :shock: :lol:

Ok in a club after a night on the pop but ......

Musical Paula relunctantly played Neil's collection of new Motown albums.

[zero-x]

Musical Paula relunctantly played Neil's collection of old Motown albums.

[paula_m]

Musical Paula gladly played Neil's collection of old Motown albums.

[zero-x]

Musical Paula gladly played Neil's collection of old classical albums.

[Woody1]

Musical Paula gladly smashed Neil's collection of old classical albums

[hannahkin]

Musical Paula gladly stole Neil's collection of old classical albums

[paula_m]

Musical Paula gladly hid Neil's collection of old classical albums

[zero-x]

Trickster Paula gladly hid Neil's collection of old classical albums.

[Woody1]

Trickster Paula cunningly hid Neil's collection of old classical albums.

[zero-x]

Trickster Paula cunningly took Neil's collection of old classical albums.

[Woody1]

Trickster Paula cunningly took Neil's collection of old photo albums.

[zero-x]

Trickster Paula cunningly took Neil's collection of erotic photo albums.

[paula_m]

Naughty Paula cunningly took Neil's collection of erotic photo albums.

8)

[zero-x]

Naughty paedophiles cunningly took Neil's collection of erotic photo albums.

[Woody1]

not funny Neil.


Naughty teachers cunningly took Neil's collection of erotic photo albums.

[zero-x]

sorry :oops:

Naughty teachers cunningly took students' collection of erotic photo albums.

[BuryBabe]

Naughty teachers cunningly took public collections of erotic photo albums.

[paula_m]

Naughty teachers cunningly took public collections of energetic photo albums.

[zero-x]

Sporty teachers cunningly took public collections of energetic photo albums.

[Woody1]

Sporty teachers cunningly took public collections of school photo albums.

[zero-x]

Sporty teachers cunningly took public collections of school sports albums.

[paula_m]

Sporty teachers cunningly took public collections of school sports days.

[zero-x]

Sporty teachers cunningly took public photos of school sports days.

[Woody1]

Sporty teachers cunningly took secret photos of school sports days.

[zero-x]

Sporty pupils cunningly took secret photos of school sports days.

[paula_m]

Sporty pupils cunningly took secret photos of Woody's sports days.

[zero-x]

School pupils cunningly took secret photos of Woody's sports days.

[Woody1]

Phil's pupils cunningly took secret photos of Woody's sports days.

[zero-x]

Phil's pupils cunningly took digital photos of Woody's sports days.

[Woody1]

Phil's pupils cunningly took digital photos of Paula's sports days.

[zero-x]

Phil's pupils cunningly took digital videos of Paula's sports days.

[paula_m]

8)




Phil's pupils bravely took digital videos of Paula's sports days.

[zero-x]

Phil's students bravely took digital videos of Paula's sports days.

[Woody1]

Phil's students bravely took digital videos of Paula's sports kit

[zero-x]

Phil's students bravely took digital videos of Paula's Villa kit :shock:

[Woody1]

:lol:

Phil's students bravely took digital videos in Paula's Villa kit

[zero-x]

Phil's students bravely took secret videos in Paula's Villa kit

[BuryBabe]

Phil's sisters bravely took secret videos in Paula's Villa kit

[paula_m]

Phil's students bravely took digital videos of Paula's Villa kit :shock:

that's one I wouldn't want shown around, I'd never be able to look folk in the eye :roll:


Phil's sisters bravely took secret videos in Paula's Nurse's kit

[zero-x]

Phil's sisters bravely took secret videos in Paula's Nurse's uniform.

[Woody1]

Phil's assistants bravely took secret videos in Paula's Nurse's uniform.

[zero-x]

Doctor's assistants bravely took secret videos in Paula's Nurse's uniform.

[phil b]

Doctor's assistants bravely took secret videos of Paula in Nurse's uniform

[zero-x]

Doctor's assistants bravely took secret videos of Phil's Nurse's uniform.

You changed two words there! :?

[Woody1]

You tell him! :P He made it 11 words insted of 10.

Doctor's assistants bravely took secret videos wearing Phil's Nurse's uniform.


(see you all a week on Monday or whenever)

[paula_m]

:lol: it might have been the thought of me in a Nurse's uniform :lol:

sinilar ... I do wear white tunic & trousers :roll:

Doctor's assistants bravely took secret videos wearing Phil's Headmaster uniform.

[zero-x]

Classroom assistants bravely took secret videos wearing Phil's Headmaster uniform.

[paula_m]

Classroom assistants bravely copied secret videos wearing Phil's Headmaster uniform.

[zero-x]

Classroom assistants bravely copied pirate videos wearing Phil's Headmaster uniform.

[paula_m]

Classroom assistants bravely sold pirate videos wearing Phil's Headmaster uniform.

[zero-x]

Classroom assistants bravely sold pirate videos wearing Phil's Starfleet uniform. 8)

[paula_m]

Classroom assistants bravely sold pirate videos wearing Neil's Starfleet uniform.

[zero-x]

Classroom Trekkies bravely sold pirate videos wearing Neil's Starfleet uniform.

[paula_m]

Classroom Trekkies bravely sold rare videos wearing Neil's Starfleet uniform.

[zero-x]

Classroom Trekkies bravely sold rare models wearing Neil's Starfleet uniform

[Wirral Shaker]

Classroom bullies bravely sold rare models wearing Neil's Starfleet uniform

[zero-x]

Classroom bullies bravely sold rare models wearing Andi's Starfleet uniform.

(Andi's my History master and he's a Trekkie as well) :lol:

[paula_m]

:lol: I bet you have fun in your class then :wink:

Classroom bullies bravely sold rare models wearing Andi's Pirate uniform.

[Wirral Shaker]

Classroom bullies bravely smashed rare models wearing Andi's Pirate uniform

[zero-x]

Fun? Oh yeah, I get to tease him about having seen Enterprise before him because he hasn't got Sky, and we argue about who was the best Captain... we were going to set up a Star Trek club at one point, until we realised that only me and him would go. :oops:

Classroom bullies stupidly smashed rare models wearing Andi's Pirate uniform.

[paula_m]

:lol: :lol: is it next wekk you come to Brum for the Thunderbirds film?

Classroom bullies stupidly smashed rare models wearing Andi's Pilot uniform.

[Wirral Shaker]

Classroom assistants stupidly smashed rare models wearing Andi's Pilot uniform

[zero-x]

Paula, it's on July 20th, so its in about a month 8)

Aircraft assistants stupidly smashed rare models wearing Andi's Pilot uniform.

[paula_m]

Paula, it's on July 20th, so its in about a month 8)



OOps I got my months mixed up.... 8)


Aircraft assistants stupidly smashed rare models wearing plastic Pilot uniform.

[zero-x]

Wish it was a month earlier, I can't wait! :D

Aircraft assistants stupidly smashed flying models wearing plastic Pilot uniform.

[paula_m]

:lol:

Aircraft assistants were smashed flying models wearing plastic Pilot uniform.

[zero-x]

Aircraft assistants were piloting flying models wearing plastic Pilot uniform.

[paula_m]

Aircraft assistants were piloting flying models wearing plastic Pig uniform.

[zero-x]

Aircraft assistants were piloting flying models wearing plastic Pig tails.

[paula_m]

Film assistants were piloting flying models wearing plastic Pig tails.

[zero-x]

Film assistants were photographing flying models wearing plastic Pig tails.

[paula_m]

Film assistants were photographing glamour models wearing plastic Pig tails.

[young_bury_fan]

Film assistants were photographing glamour models eating plastic Pig tails.

[zero-x]

Film assistants were photographing glamour models eating curly Pig tails.

[young_bury_fan]

Film assistants were shooting glamour models eating curly Pig tails.

[zero-x]

Film murderers were shooting glamour models eating curly Pig tails.

[young_bury_fan]

mass murderers were shooting glamour models eating curly Pig tails.

[zero-x]

Mass murderers were shooting glamour models with curly Pig tails.

[young_bury_fan]

Mass murderers were shooting glamour cows with curly Pig tails

[paula_m]

Mass producers were shooting glamour cows with curly Pig tails

[Wirral Shaker]

Three producers were shooting glamour cows with curly pig tails

[paula_m]

8) nice to see you venturing south of the board :lol:

Three producers were shooting Jersey cows with curly pig tails

[Wirral Shaker]

Thrre producers were painting Jersey cows with curly pig tails

[paula_m]

Thrre producers were painting Jersey cows with curly pig feathers

[zero-x]

Three producers were painting Jersey cows with curly ostrich feathers.

[Wirral Shaker]

Three producers were painting Jersey cows with long ostrich feathers

[zero-x]

Three artists were painting Jersey cows with long ostrich feathers.

[Wirral Shaker]

Three artists were painting Jersey cows with long thin feathers

[zero-x]

Three artists were painting Jersey cows with long thin brushes.

[meatypete1]

Three artists were poking Jersey cows with long thin brushes.

[zero-x]

Modern artists were poking Jersey cows with long thin brushes.

[Wirral Shaker]

Modern artists were poking Jersey cows with long thin sticks

[zero-x]

Modern farmers were poking Jersey cows with long thin sticks.

[young_bury_fan]

Modern farmers were poking Jersey footballers with long thin sticks

[zero-x]

Modern farmers were poking overpaid footballers with long thin sticks.

[Woody1]

Jealous farmers were poking overpaid footballers with long thin sticks.

[paula_m]

Jealous farmers were poking oversexed footballers with long thin sticks.

[zero-x]

Horny farmers were poking oversexed footballers with long thin sticks.

[Wirral Shaker]

Horny referees were poking oversexed footballers with long thin sticks

[paula_m]

Female referees were poking oversexed footballers with long thin sticks

[Wirral Shaker]

Female referees were poking oversexed footballers with long thin pencils

[paula_m]

Female referees were booking oversexed footballers with long thin pencils

[Wirral Shaker]

Female referees were booking Portuguese footballers with long thin pencils

[zero-x]

Female referees were booking Portuguese hotels with long thin pencils.

[Wirral Shaker]

Female holidaymakers were booking Portuguese hotels with long thin pencils

[zero-x]

Female holidaymakers were booking Portuguese hotels with long thin mouths.

[Wirral Shaker]

Female holidaymakers were booking Portuguese men with long thin mouths

[meatypete1]

Female holidaymakers were booking Portuguese men with long thin feathers

[zero-x]

Female holidaymakers were enticing Portuguese men with long thin feathers.

[meatypete1]

Female prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with long thin feathers.

[zero-x]

Female prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with long thin bodies.

[meatypete1]

Female prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with long thin toys.

[zero-x]

Female prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with long vibrating toys.

[paula_m]

tut tut :shock:

Male prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with long vibrating toys.

[Wirral Shaker]

Male prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with broken vibrating toys

[paula_m]

Male prostitutes were enticing Portuguese fish with broken vibrating toys

[Wirral Shaker]

Male prostitutes were enticing Portuguese fish with broken childrens toys

[paula_m]

Male children were enticing Portuguese fish with broken childrens toys

[Wirral Shaker]

Excited children were enticing Portuguese fish with broken childrens toys





This is a bit cleaner than the prostitutes/vibrating line that came up overnight :shock:

[zero-x]

Excited children were enticing Portuguese fish with electronic childrens toys


Yeah, don't know how that happened... :oops:

[Woody1]

It's his one-track mind :roll:

Excited children were eating Portuguese fish with electronic childrens toys

[zero-x]

Whose one-track mind? :?


Excited children were eating Portuguese fish with electronic childrens cutlery.

[Woody1]

Excited children were eating Portuguese fish waving electronic childrens cutlery.

[paula_m]

Female prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with long thin feathers.

Female prostitutes were enticing Portuguese men with long vibrating toys.


Whose one-track mind? :?

say no more :wink:

Excited children were eating Portuguese fish with electronic childrens cutlery.

[Woody1]

You've just repeated to zero-x's sentence again before mine :roll:
so here's mine again:

Excited children were eating Portuguese fish waving electronic childrens cutlery.

[zero-x]

Excited children were eating tropical fish waving electronic childrens cutlery.

[Woody1]

Excited children were eating tropical fish waving electronic childrens flags


(I was trying to get Portugal and English flags in their somewhere - oh well)

[zero-x]

Excited children were eating tropical fish waving electronic England flags.

[Woody1]

oops I spelt "there" wrong.

Portuguse children were eating tropical fish waving electronic England flags

[zero-x]

Portuguse children were eating tropical fish waving burning England flags.

[Woody1]

Portuguse children were cooking tropical fish waving burning England flags.

[zero-x]

Portuguse supporters were cooking tropical fish waving burning England flags.

[Woody1]

Portuguese supporters were cooking rotten fish waving burning England flags.

[paula_m]

Portuguse supporters were breeding tropical fish waving burning England flags.

[hannahkin]

Portuguese supporters were cooking poisonous fish waving burning England flags

[hannahkin]

oops :oops:

[Woody1]

It's Paula's fault. she didn't follow mine. :roll:


Portuguese supporters were cooking poisonous fish waving soggy England flags

[paula_m]

>cough cough < I think it was a case of us all posting near enough the same time 8)

[zero-x]

Portuguese supporters were cooking poisonous meals waving soggy England flags.

[paula_m]

Portuguese supporters ate cooking poisonous meals waving soggy England flags.

[zero-x]

Portuguese supporters ate their poisonous meals waving soggy England flags.

[paula_m]

Portuguese supporters ate their hotel meals waving soggy England flags.

[zero-x]

English supporters ate their hotel meals waving soggy England flags.

[Woody1]

English supporters ate their hotel meals waving soggy England chips

[zero-x]

English supporters ate their ready meals waving soggy England chips.

[Woody1]

English supporters ate their ready meals waving soggy greasy chips.

[zero-x]

English supporters ate their ready meals with soggy greasy chips.

[paula_m]

English supporters ate their evening meals with soggy greasy chips.

[zero-x]

English supporters ate fattening evening meals with soggy greasy chips.

[Ulstershaker]

English supporters ate fattening evening meals with soggy greasy overalls

[zero-x]

English supporters ate fattening evening meals wearing soggy greasy overalls.

[paula_m]

English supporters ate fattening evening meals wearing wet greasy overalls.

[zero-x]

English supporters ate fattening evening meals wearing wet loose overalls.

[paula_m]

English holidaymakers ate fattening evening meals wearing wet loose overalls.

[zero-x]

English holidaymakers ate fattening breakfast meals wearing wet loose overalls.

[paula_m]

English holidaymakers ate fattening breakfast meals wearing wet loose towels.

[zero-x]

English holidaymakers ate fattening breakfast cereal wearing wet loose towels.

[paula_m]

English holidaymakers ate fattening breakfast cereal wearing Germans loose towels.

[zero-x]

English holidaymakers ate tasty breakfast cereal wearing Germans loose towels.

[Woody1]

English holidaymakers ate tasty breakfast cereal wearing Germans beach towels.

[zero-x]

English holidaymakers ate tasty breakfast cereal wearing Germans beach hats.

[paula_m]

English holidaymakers ate tasty breakfast cereal wearing colourful beach hats.

[Ulstershaker]

English holidaymakers ate tasty breakfast cereal wearing colourful bowler hats.

[zero-x]

English gentlemen ate tasty breakfast cereal wearing colourful bowler hats.

[Woody1]

English gentlemen ate nasty breakfast cereal wearing colourful bowler hats.


:lol:

[zero-x]

English gentlemen ate nasty breakfast cereal wearing posh bowler hats.

[Woody1]

English gentlemen ate nasty breakfast cereal wearing Posh's bowler hats.

[zero-x]

English gentlemen ate nasty breakfast cereal wearing Posh's large hats.