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paula_m
22-03-2003, 10:37
The Martian Lost her fingernail while serving under Officer Dibble :wink:
(as long as she makes an appointment first )
I'm off there soon, my turn for a late night, well about 6.30 ish
The Martian lost her fingernail while serving to Officer Dibble.
paula_m
22-03-2003, 22:09
The tea-lady lost her fingernail while serving to Officer Dibble.
The tea-lady lost her fingernail while proposing to Officer Dibble.
paula_m
24-03-2003, 07:19
The tea-lady lost her manners while proposing to Officer Dibble
(wonder where Paul Kennedy's gone? as he had enough of us? ) :?
The beautician lost her manners while proposing to Officer Dibble.
Geniesse hasn't been on for a while either. Was it something you said?
The beautician lost her curlers while proposing to Officer Dibble.
The beautician lost her curlers while writing to Officer Dibble.
Geniesse
24-03-2003, 20:47
The beautician lost her curlers while writing on Officer Dibble.
The beautician lost her curlers while jumping on Officer Dibble.
paula_m
24-03-2003, 22:46
The beautician lost her dignity while jumping on Officer Dibble.
(hey be careful where this one goes please :lol: )
The beautician lost her dignity while jumping for Officer Dibble.
:shock: (Whatever do you mean?) :roll:
paula_m
24-03-2003, 22:58
The beautician lost her dignity while jumping for Mr Dibble.
You know perfectly well :lol:
The beautician lost her dignity while jumping on Mr Dibble.
paula_m
25-03-2003, 07:05
The beautician lost her contacts while jumping on Mr Dibble
(as in lens)
(why isn't anyone playing the other games :? )
The beautician lost her wig while jumping on Mr Dibble
paula_m
25-03-2003, 23:12
The beautician lost her wig while diving on Mr Dibble
The goalkeeper lost her wig while diving on Mr Dibble.
The goalkeeper lost her wig while driving on Mr Dibble.
The goalkeeper lost her wig while putting on Mr Dibble.
paula_m
26-03-2003, 22:49
The goalkeeper lost his wig while putting on Mr Dibble.
The goalkeeper lost his leg while putting on Mr Dibble.
The goalkeeper lost his leg while putting on Mr Dribble.
The goalkeeper lost his leg while pushing on Mr Dribble.
The goalkeeper broke his leg while pushing on Mr Dribble.
The goalkeeper broke his umbrella while pushing on Mr Dribble.
paula_m
28-03-2003, 07:12
The goalkeeper broke his umbrella while pushing on Mrs Dribble.
The goalkeeper broke his umbrella while pushing over Mrs Dribble
The goalkeeper broke his umbrella after pushing over Mrs Dribble.
paula_m
29-03-2003, 10:12
The goalkeeper broke his back after pushing over Mrs Dribble.
The goalkeeper broke his back after falling over Mrs Dribble.
paula_m
29-03-2003, 10:56
The golfer broke his back after falling over Mrs Dribble.
The golfer broke his clubs after falling over Mrs Dribble.
paula_m
29-03-2003, 11:02
The golfer broke his clubs after falling over Mrs Moffett
The golfer broke his clubs after falling over my Moffett.
The golfer broke his clubs after falling over my tuffit.
The golfer broke his clubs after falling over my rabbit.
What's a tuffit then Woody?
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
(okay. so I spelt tuffet wrong)
(BTW What did "my Moffett" mean?)
The golfer bent his clubs after falling over my rabbit.
The golfer bent his clubs after falling over her rabbit.
No idea what a Moffett is(mine or anyone else's) but it helped get rid of a person at the end of the sentence.
The caveman bent his clubs after falling over her rabbit
The caveman bent his clubs after falling over her dinosaur
The caveman broke his spear after falling over her dinosaur.
The caveman broke his spear after falling over his dinosaur.
The caveman broke his fence after falling over his dinosaur.
The caveman broke his nose after falling over his dinosaur
The caveman blew his nose after falling over his dinosaur
V Shaped Badge
02-04-2003, 19:35
The caveman blew his nose after falling off his dinosaur
The caveman blew his flugelhorn after falling off his dinosaur.
V Shaped Badge
03-04-2003, 17:37
The bandsman blew his flugelhorn after falling off his dinosaur
The bandsman blew his flugelhorn after falling off his podium
The bandsman blew his flugelhorn after flying off the podium.
paula_m
05-04-2003, 10:50
The bandsman forgot his flugelhorn after flying off the podium.
The bandsman forgot his manners after flying off the podium.
paula_m
06-04-2003, 21:02
The bandsman forgot his trousers after flying off the podium.
The bandsman ripped his trousers after flying off the podium.
The pilot ripped his trousrers after flying off the podium
The pilot ripped his trousers after flying off the runway.
The pilot ripped his trousers after flying over the runway
The pilot zipped his trousers after flying over the runway.
The parrot zipped his trousers after flying over the runway.
The parrot zipped his beak after flying over the runway.
The parrot zapped his beak after flying over the runway.
The parrot snapped his beak after flying over the runway.
The parrot snapped his beak after flying over the motorway
paula_m
17-04-2003, 23:39
The parrot snapped his beak after flying over the runway
special request from Woody :goofy:
You've done exactly the same sentence as Phil posted before mine :?
paula_m
18-04-2003, 00:28
oops sorry , let me go & check it out :oops:
The parrot snapped his wing after flying over the motorway
The parrot flapped his wing after flying over the motorway
paula_m
18-04-2003, 14:31
The parrot flapped his wing after walking over the motorway
The parrot flapped his wing after walking over the bridge.
paula_m
22-04-2003, 23:04
The parrot flapped his wing after walking under the bridge.
The pirate flapped his wing after walking under the bridge.
The pirate flapped his lid after walking under the bridge.
paula_m
24-04-2003, 00:08
The pirate flipped his lid after walking under the bridge
The pirate flipped his lid after walking under the ladder.
The pirate flipped his lid after falling under the ladder.
paula_m
25-04-2003, 00:05
The pirate flipped his lid after limboing under the ladder
The pirate flipped his coin after limboing under the ladder.
The pirate flipped his coin after limboing under the table.
The pirate lost his coin after limboing under the table.
The pirate lost his marbles after limboing under the table
The pirate lost his marbles after scrambling under the table.
paula_m
27-04-2003, 22:08
The pirate lost his marbles after scrambling under the gangplank
back soon :roll:
The pirate lost his marbles after walking under the gangplank
paula_m
28-04-2003, 23:45
The pirate lost his dentures after walking under the gangplank
The pirate lost his dentures after walking into the gangplank
The pirate lost his memory after walking into the gangplank.
paula_m
29-04-2003, 23:25
The pirate lost his memory after walking into the door
The pirate lost his inhibitions after walking through the door.
Somebody changed two words here? :?
Curses, foiled again!!! OK then,
The pirate lost his inhibitions after walking into the door.
paula_m
30-04-2003, 10:30
The pirate lost his inhibitions after stumbling into the door.
The pirate lost his footing after stumbling into the door.
Geniesse
30-04-2003, 22:07
The inebriate lost his footing after stumbling into the door.
paula_m
30-04-2003, 23:28
The inebriate lost his wallet after stumbling into the door
The inebriate lost his wallet after stumbling into the bar
The inebriate lost his wallet after stumbling into the surf.
paula_m
02-05-2003, 00:11
The inebriate lost his shorts after stumbling into the surf.
The teacher lost his shorts after stumbling into the surf.
paula_m
05-05-2003, 23:55
The teacher lost his spectacles after stumbling into the surf.
The teacher lost his spectacles after stumbling into the woman.
The teacher lost his nerve after stumbling into the woman.
The teacher lost his nerve after tumbling into the woman.
paula_m
06-05-2003, 23:27
The teacher lost his books after tumbling into the woman.
The teacher lost his looks after tumbling into the woman.
paula_m
07-05-2003, 00:24
The teacher lost his looks after tumbling onto the woman.
The teacher lost his socks after tumbling onto the woman.
paula_m
07-05-2003, 23:20
The teacher lost his shirt after tumbling onto the woman.
The teacher lost his shirt after tumbling onto the horses
paula_m
09-05-2003, 00:37
The jockey lost his shirt after tumbling onto the horses
The jockey lost his shirt after tumbling onto the tarmac
Geniesse
09-05-2003, 20:46
The jockey lost his shorts after tumbling onto the tarmac.
The jockey lost his shorts after crumpling onto the tarmac.
paula_m
09-05-2003, 23:20
The jockey lost his shorts after jumping onto the tarmac.
The jockey ripped his shorts after jumping onto the tarmac.
The jockey ripped his shorts after jumping onto the fence.
The jockey zipped his shorts after jumping onto the fence.
paula_m
11-05-2003, 21:11
The jockey zipped his shorts after jumping onto the donkey
The jockey zipped his lips after jumping onto the donkey
paula_m
12-05-2003, 01:01
The jockey bit his lips after jumping onto the donkey
The jockey bit his lips after jumping over the donkey
The jockey bit his lips after running over the donkey
paula_m
12-05-2003, 22:55
The jockey bit his lips after running after the donkey
The horse bit his lips after running after the donkey
paula_m
14-05-2003, 23:44
The horse licked his lips after running after the donkey
The horse licked his lips after running after the monkey
The horse licked his lips while running after the monkey
paula_m
16-05-2003, 00:03
The horse licked his lips while running with the monkey
The horse licked his lips while running with the money
paula_m
16-05-2003, 00:33
The mugger licked his lips while running with the money
( If I ever catch the mugger who snatched my bag, he wouldn't run again, I can tell you)
The mugger licked his lips while running with Paula's money.
let's see if we can work out a spot of revenge for you then.
paula_m
17-05-2003, 10:27
oooh yes please..... :evil: the nastier the better :evil:
(he did get 2 years, got a string of convictions, caught him using my card, cloned God know's how many times, used 3 times on same day in different places, Barclays were brilliant about it I must say, pat on the back for them)
:shock:
The mugger cut his lips while running with Paula's money.
paula_m
17-05-2003, 23:04
The mugger cut his hand while running with Paula's money
The mugger broke his hand while running with Paula's money
The mugger broke his leg while running with Paula's money
The mugger broke his back while running with Paula's money
paula_m
19-05-2003, 07:48
The mugger broke his back after running with Paula's money
The mugger broke his neck after running with Paula's money
(do you think we've finished him off yet?) :shock:
paula_m
19-05-2003, 23:23
The mugger risked his neck after running with Paula's money
Oh no, not by a long way, can we aim lower down please :shock:
The mugger risked his manhood after running with Paula's money.
Are we close yet?
The mugger lost his manhood after running with Paula's money.
paula_m
21-05-2003, 00:59
:lol: getting better :lol:
The mugger lost his manhood after running with Paula's honey.
The mugger lost his manhood after running over Paula's honey.
The mugger lost his manhood after running into Paula's honey
The mugger lost his manhood after running into Paula's lorry
The mugger lost his manhood whilst running into Paula's lorry
paula_m
23-05-2003, 00:28
The mugger lost his manhood whilst running after Paula's lorry
( oh crikey do you remember the argument I had with a lorry, well my car did anyway) :shock:
The mugger lost his memory whilst running after Paula's lorry
The elephant lost his memory whilst running after Paula's lorry
paula_m
23-05-2003, 23:19
The elephant lost his trunk whilst running after Paula's lorry
The elephant lost his trunk whilst running after Paula's parakeet.
The elephant lost his way whilst running after Paula's parakeet
paula_m
25-05-2003, 00:21
The elephant lost his way whilst running after Paula's cockatiel (it's not a parakeet)
The monkey lost his way whilst running after Paula's cockatiel
The monkey had his way whilst running after Paula's cockatiel
paula_m
27-05-2003, 23:35
:lol:
The monkey had his way before running after Paula's cockatiel
The monkey had his breakfast before running after Paula's cockatiel
The monkey had his breakfast before running after Paula's cocktail
The monkey had his breakfast before running after Madonna's cocktail
The monkey had his breakfast before running over Madonna's cocktail
The monkey had his breakfast before tripping over Madonna's cocktail
paula_m
30-05-2003, 10:19
The waiter had his breakfast before tripping over Madonna's cocktail
The waiter had his breakfast before tripping over Madonna's ego.
The waiter had his breakfast before tripping over Madonna's eggs.
The waiter had his breakfast before tripping over Madonna's legs.
The waiter had my breakfast before tripping over Madonna's legs.
The waiter dropped my breakfast before tripping over Madonna's legs.
The waiter dropped my breakfast before dripping over Madonna's legs.
paula_m
05-06-2003, 23:32
The waiter dropped my newspaper before dripping over Madonna's legs.
The waiter dropped my newspaper before drooling over Madonna's legs.
The waiter read my newspaper before drooling over Madonna's legs
steve_pilko
06-06-2003, 19:21
The waiter dropped my breakfast before dripping over Ma Grandma's legs
Too many changes steve (one word only is the rule)
The waiter read my newspaper before drooling over Paula's legs :roll:
(I think he was replying to the previous page - number 21)
The waiter read my newspaper while drooling over Paula's legs
The waiter read my newspaper while drooling over Paula's assets.
The waiter ripped my newspaper while drooling over Paula's assets
The waiter gripped my newspaper while drooling over Paula's assets
paula_m
10-06-2003, 10:20
(I can't answer this for laughing) :lol:
Notorious DRP
10-06-2003, 12:12
The waiter gripped my rashers while drooling over Paula's assets
The waiter gripped my hams while drooling over Paula's assets
paula_m
12-06-2003, 23:45
The postman gripped my hams while drooling over Paula's assets
(what's interesting about my assets?)
The postman gripped my hands while drooling over Paula's assets
paula_m
21-06-2003, 08:21
The postman gripped his hands while drooling over Paula's assets
The postman clapped his hands while drooling over Paula's assets
paula_m
24-06-2003, 00:15
The postman wrung his hands while drooling over Paula's assets
The postman washed his hands while drooling over Paula's assets.
They must be some assets. They've been drooled over for 19 days now :lol:
paula_m
28-06-2003, 00:51
:roll: :roll:
As everyone else seems to be leaving this thread alone I will have to play again.
The postman clapped his hands while drooling over Paula's assets.
paula_m
01-07-2003, 00:08
The teacher clapped his hands while drooling over Paula's assets.
The teacher rubbed his hands while drooling over Paula's assets.
paula_m
01-07-2003, 23:30
The teacher rubbed his hands while drooling over Phil's assets
(I think my assets have been drooled over long enough, now your turn)
The teacher rubbed his hands while drooling over Phil's wallet.
My assetts are not droolable material.
paula_m
02-07-2003, 07:29
The salesman rubbed his hands while drooling over Phil's wallet
(& mine were/are?) :roll:
The salesman scrubbed his hands while drooling over Phil's wallet.
Have you seen my assets lately? :lol:
Have a good w/e - I'm off to London.
paula_m
04-07-2003, 23:25
The salesman scrubbed his nails while drooling over Phil's wallet
:roll:
Have a good one :!:
The surgeon scrubbed his nails while drooling over Phil's wallet
The carpenter scrubbed his nails while drooling over Phil's wallet
paula_m
07-07-2003, 23:35
The carpenter polished his nails while drooling over Phil's wallet
The carpenter hammered his nails while drooling over Phil's wallet
paula_m
08-07-2003, 00:23
The carpenter filed his nails while drooling over Phil's wallet
The carpenter filed his letters while drooling over Phil's wallet
paula_m
08-07-2003, 23:14
The carpenter filed his letters while drooling over Phil's beard
The carpenter wrote his letters while drooling over Phil's beard
The carpenter wrote love letters while drooling over Phil's beard
The carpenter wrote love letters while drooling over Phil's bread
Karen Carpenter wrote love letters while drooling over Phil's bread.
Karen Carpenter wrote love letters while drooling over Phil's bed.
paula_m
09-07-2003, 23:54
Karen Carpenter wrote love songs while drooling over Phil's bed.
Karen Carpenter wrote love songs while levitating over Phil's bed.
Karen Carpenter wrote love songs while lounging over Phil's bed.
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Richard Carpenter wrote love songs while lounging over Phil's bed.
Richard Carpenter wrote love songs while lounging in Phil's bed.
Barmcake
10-07-2003, 20:23
Richard Carpenter wrote love songs while lounging in Phil's breadbin
Richard Carpenter wrote love songs while looking in Phil's breadbin
Barmcake
10-07-2003, 20:47
Harry Carpenter wrote love songs while looking in Phil's breadbin
Harry Truman wrote love songs while looking in Phil's breadbin
paula_m
11-07-2003, 00:32
Harry Truman wrote love songs while looking in Phil's dustbin
Barmcake
11-07-2003, 00:34
Harry Truman sang love songs while looking in Phil's dustbin
paula_m
11-07-2003, 00:47
Harry Truman sang love songs while bathing in Phil's dustbin
Harry Truman sang love songs while battling in Phil's dustbin
Harry Kewell sang love songs while battling in Phil's dustbin.
Harry Kewell sang love songs while battling with Phil's dustbin
Harry Kewell sang tuneless songs while battling with Phil's dustbin.
Barmcake
11-07-2003, 19:45
Harry Kewell sang tuneless songs while battling with Phil's mother. :wink:
Harry Kewell sang tuneless songs while dancing with Phil's mother.
paula_m
12-07-2003, 01:18
Harry Kewell sang romantic songs while dancing with Phil's mother. :wink:
Barmcake
12-07-2003, 10:13
Harry Kewell sang vulgar songs while dancing with Phil's mother.
Harry Kewell sang vulgar songs whil dancing with his mother.
Barmcake
12-07-2003, 20:59
Harry Kewell sang vulgar songs while dancing on his mother.
Harry Kewell sang vulgar songs while dancing on his brother.
paula_m
13-07-2003, 21:07
Harry Kewell sang football songs while dancing on his brother.
Harry Kewell sang football songs while jumping on his brother
paula_m
14-07-2003, 00:15
Harry Kewell sang football songs while jumping on his sister
Harry Kewell sang football songs while jumping on his spacehopper.
Harry Kewell sang football songs while bouncing on his spacehopper.
Harry Kewell sang drinking songs while bouncing on his spacehopper.
Harry Kewell sang drinking songs while bouncing on his trampoline
Harry Houdini sang drinking songs while bouncing on his trampoline
paula_m
14-07-2003, 23:39
Harry Houdini sang sad songs while bouncing on his trampoline
Harry Houdini sang sad songs while bouncing on his Mercedes
paula_m
15-07-2003, 00:26
Harry Houdini sang happy songs while bouncing on his Mercedes
Harry Houdini sang happy songs while bouncing in his Mercedes
Harry Houdini sang happy songs while bouncing in his element.
Harry Houdini sang nappy songs while bouncing in his element.
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paula_m
15-07-2003, 23:19
Harry Houdini sang nappy songs while bouncing in his cradle
Dirty Harry sang nappy songs while bouncing in his cradle.
Dirty Harry sang zappy songs while bouncing in his cradle.
(wish I knew what a nappy song was) :lol:
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