Chinese Whispers

[Woody1]

Hungry Hortash eagerly spread Flora margarine onto Paula's finger puppet.

[zero-x]

Hungry Hortash eagerly spread Flora margarine onto Paula's Supermarionation puppet. :lol:

[paula_m]

:shock: Hungry Hortash eagerly spread Flora margarine onto Paula's glove puppet

[Hortash]

I see the hairy man has finally made it back!!!! :D


Hungry Hortash seductively spread Flora margarine onto Paula's glove puppet

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash seductively spread Flora margarine onto Paula's glove puppet.

[Salt and Shaker]

Horny Hortash seductively spread Flora margarine over Paula's glove puppet

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash messily spread Flora margarine over Paula's glove puppet.

[Salt and Shaker]

Horny Hortash messily spread hienz ketchup over Paula's glove puppet.

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash messily spread hienz soup over Paula's glove puppet.

You can only change one word at a time :roll: :?

[Salt and Shaker]

Horny Hortash hastily spread hienz soup over Paula's glove puppet

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash hastily poured hienz soup over Paula's glove puppet

[Woody1]

Horny Hortash hastily poured Heinz beans over Paula's glove puppet

[Salt and Shaker]

Horny Hortash hastily poured cheapo asda beans over Paula's glove puppet

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash hastily spilled asda beans over Paula's glove puppet

Back to ten words.

[Woody1]

Horny Hortash hastily spilled Asda beer over Paula's glove puppet

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash accidentally spilled Asda beer over Paula's glove puppet.

[Salt and Shaker]

Horny Hortash accidentally spilled Asda beer over Paula's string puppet

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash accidentally spilled Asda beer onto Paula's string puppet.

[Woody1]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda beer onto Paula's string puppet

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda beer onto Paula's string vest.

[paula_m]

:lol: sorry I had the giggles then ... me in a string vest :lol: :lol:

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda beer onto Paula's cotton vest.

[phil b]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda beer onto Paula's rotten vest.

[paula_m]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda beer onto Paula's lacy vest.

[Troy Tempest]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda beer onto Paula's lacy negligee.

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda bags onto Paula's lacy negligee.

[Salt and Shaker]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda bags onto Paula's lacy underwear

[zero-x]

Horny Hortash purposely spilled Asda bags onto Paula's crimpolene underwear

[Salt and Shaker]

depressed Hortash purposely spilled Asda bags onto Paula's crimpolene underwear

[zero-x]

Depressed Hortash purposely dropped Asda bags onto Paula's crimpolene underwear.

[Salt and Shaker]

Depressed Hortash purposely dropped Asda bags onto Paula's crimpolene hair

[zero-x]

Depressed Hortash purposely dropped Asda bags onto Paula's false hair.

[Salt and Shaker]

Depressed Hortash purposely dropped black bags onto Paula's false hair

[zero-x]

Bin-man Hortash purposely dropped black bags onto Paula's false hair.

[Salt and Shaker]

Bin-man Dave purposely dropped black bags onto Paula's false hair.

[zero-x]

Bin-man Dave purposely dropped black bags onto Paula's false breasts. :oops:

[Salt and Shaker]

Bin-man Dave purposely placed black bags onto Paula's false breasts

[zero-x]

Bin-man Dave purposely placed rubbish bags onto Paula's false breasts.

[Salt and Shaker]

Bin-man Dave purposely placed rubbish bags onto Jordan's false breasts.

[Woody1]

Bin-man Dave purposely placed rubbish bags onto Paula's false teeth

[Salt and Shaker]

woody u only ment to change 1 word

[Woody1]

we both posted at the same time. I was following on from zero-x.

[Salt and Shaker]

kk as Woody has posted more than me he qets priority

[Salt and Shaker]

Bin-man Dave purposely placed old bags onto Paula's false teeth

[Chip]

Bin-man Dave soothingly placed old bags onto Paula's false teeth

[Woody1]

Bin-man Dave soothingly placed tea bags onto Paula's false teeth

[Troy Tempest]

Bin-man Dave soothingly placed tea bags onto Paula's braced teeth

[paula_m]

:lol:

Bin-man Dave soothingly placed tea leaves onto Paula's braced teeth

[Troy Tempest]

Bin-man Dave soothingly placed dock leaves onto Paula's braced teeth

[zero-x]

Bin-man Dave soothingly placed dock Martens onto Paula's braced teeth. :lol:

[Woody1]

Bin-man Dave soothingly placed Doc Martens onto Paula's braced teeth

[zero-x]

Bin-man Dave soothingly whacked Doc Martens onto Paula's braced teeth

[paula_m]

Bin-man Dave soothingly laced Doc Martens onto Paula's braced teeth

[Woody1]

Bin-man Dave soothingly laced Doc Martens round Paula's braced teeth

[paula_m]

Bin-man Dave gently laced Doc Martens round Paula's braced teeth

[Hortash]

Bin-man Dave gently laced Doc Martens round Paula's braced bra

[zero-x]

Bin-man Dave gently laced Doc Martens round Paula's large bra.

[Salt and Shaker]

Bin-man Dave gently laced Doc Martens on Paula's large bra.

[zero-x]

Bin-man Dave gently placed Doc Martens on Paula's large bra.

[Woody1]

Bin-man Dave gently placed Doc Martens on Paula's large feet

[zero-x]

Kind Dave gently placed Doc Martens on Paula's large feet

[Woody1]

(who's Dave anyway?) :lol:


Kind PhilB gently placed Doc Martens on Paula's large feet

[zero-x]

(no idea!)


Kind PhilB gently placed Doc Martens on Paula's strange feet.

[paula_m]

(who's Dave anyway?) :lol:

:shock: 8)

Kinky PhilB gently placed Doc Martens on Paula's strange feet.

[zero-x]

Kinky PhilB gently placed Doc Martens on Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[Woody1]

Kinky PhilB gently dropped Doc Martens on Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[zero-x]

Kinky PhilB gently dropped Doc Martens onto Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[phil b]

Sexy PhilB gently dropped Doc Martens onto Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[zero-x]

Liar PhilB gently dropped Doc Martens onto Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[paula_m]

Bossy PhilB gently dropped Doc Martens onto Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[Woody1]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Doc Martens onto Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[paula_m]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Doctor Martens onto Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[Woody1]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Doctor Spock onto Paula's mis-shapen feet.

[paula_m]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Doctor Spock onto Paula's mis-shapen toes.

[Woody1]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Mr Spock onto Paula's mis-shapen toes.

[Salt and Shaker]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Mr Bean onto Paula's mis-shapen toes.

[Woody1]

missed your chance for Mr Spock there zero-x!


Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Mr Bean onto Paula's broken toes.

[zero-x]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped Mr Men onto Paula's broken toes.

I know. :cry:

[BuryBabe]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped jelly Men onto Paula's broken toes.

[Woody1]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped jelly beans onto Paula's broken toes

[zero-x]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped jelly beans onto Paula's broken fingers.

[paula_m]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped jelly beans onto Paula's broken nails

[Woody1]

Bossy PhilB clumsily dropped jelly babies onto Paula's broken nails

[paula_m]

Bossy PhilB slowly dropped jelly babies onto Paula's broken nails

[Salt and Shaker]

Bossy PhilB hastily dropped jelly babies onto Paula's broken nails

[zero-x]

Bossy PhilB hastily dropped jelly babies onto Paula's thumb nails

[Salt and Shaker]

Bossy PhilB hastily dropped small babies onto Paula's thumb nails

[zero-x]

:shock:

Nanny PhilB hastily dropped small babies onto Paula's thumb nails

[Salt and Shaker]

Nanny PhilB hastily dropped small babies onto Paula's metal nails

[zero-x]

Nanny PhilB hastily dropped crying babies onto Paula's metal nails.

[Woody1]

Nanny PhilB hastily dropped crying babies onto Paula's metal guitar

[zero-x]

Nanny PhilB hastily dropped crying babies onto Paula's acoustic guitar

[paula_m]

Teacher PhilB hastily dropped crying babies onto Paula's acoustic guitar

[Woody1]

Teacher PhilB hastily dropped crying babies onto Paula's electric guitar

[paula_m]

Teacher PhilB hastily dropped crying babies onto Paula's electric blender

[phil b]

Teacher PhilB hastily dropped Paula's babies onto electric cables.

[Woody1]

Eh? There's only 9 words now. Back to where we were but using your word cables

Teacher PhilB hastily dropped crying babies onto Paula's electric cables


Teacher PhilB cruelly dropped crying babies onto Paula's electric cables

[zero-x]

Teacher PhilB cruelly dropped crying babies onto Powergen's electric cables

[phil b]

Teacher PhilB cruelly dropkicked crying babies onto Powergen's electric cables

[Salt and Shaker]

Teacher PhilB cruelly converted crying babies onto Powergen's electric cables

[zero-x]

Hippie PhilB cruelly converted crying babies onto Powergen's electric cables

[Woody1]

Hippie PhilB cruelly bounced crying babies onto Powergen's electric cables

[zero-x]

Hippie PhilB cruelly bounced crying babies off Powergen's electric cables

[Woody1]

Hillbilly PhilB cruelly bounced crying babies off Powergen's electric cables

[zero-x]

Hillbilly PhilB cruelly bounced crying babies off Powergen's telephone cables

[paula_m]

Hillbilly PhilB cruelly bounced teething babies off Powergen's telephone cables

[Woody1]

Hillbilly PhilB cruelly bounced teething babies off transatlantic telephone cables

[paula_m]

Hillbilly PhilB cruelly called teething babies off transatlantic telephone cables

[PR68]

Hillbilly Paula cruelly called teething babies off transatlantic telephone cables

[zero-x]

Hillbilly Paula cruelly called teething babies off transdmiensional telephone cables

[paula_m]

Hillbilly Paula cruelly called premature babies off transdmiensional telephone cables

[zero-x]

Hillbilly Paula cruelly called premature babies off transdmiensional interspatial cables
:oops:

[Woody1]

Hillbilly Paula cruelly pulled premature babies off transdimensional interspatial cables

[zero-x]

Hillbilly Paula cruelly pulled premature babies off transdimensional interspatial distortions

[Woody1]

is this making sense?


Hillbilly Paula kindly pulled premature babies off transdimensional interspatial distortions

[zero-x]

Nope :oops:

Hillbilly Paula kindly pulled premature babies from transdimensional interspatial distortions

[paula_m]

is this making sense?


:shock: :? no but what the hell 8)



Confused Paula kindly pulled premature babies from transdimensional interspatial distortions

[Hortash]

Cinfused Paula kindly pulled premature babies from transdimensional interspatial wormholes

[Salt and Shaker]

Cinfused Paula gracefuly pulled premature babies from transdimensional interspatial wormholes

[zero-x]

Cinfused Paula gracefuly sucked premature babies from transdimensional interspatial wormholes

[Woody1]

Confused Paula gracefully sucked beanie babies from transdimensional interspatial wormholes

[zero-x]

Confused Paula gracefully sucked beanie babies into transdimensional interspatial wormholes

[paula_m]

thanks for correcting my typing error Woody :roll:

Confused Paula greedily sucked beanie babies into transdimensional interspatial wormholes

[Salt and Shaker]

Confused Paula greedily sucked jelly babies into transdimensional interspatial wormholes

[Woody1]

Confused Paula greedily sucked jelly babies into fluffy interspatial wormholes

[Salt and Shaker]

Confused Paula greedily sucked small babies into fluffy interspatial wormholes

[zero-x]

Confused Paula greedily sucked small babies into fluffy interspatial cushions

[phil b]

Confused Paula greedily sucked small babies into fluffy macrame cushions

[zero-x]

Confused Paula greedily sucked small babies into comfy macrame cushions

[phil b]

Confused Paula greedily sucked small babies into comfy macrame lampshades.

[paula_m]

Confused Paula greedily sucked small babies into comfy macrame mittens.

[zero-x]

Confused Paula greedily sucked small babies using comfy macrame mittens.

[Salt and Shaker]

paranoid Paula greedily sucked small babies using comfy macrame mittens.

[Woody1]

paranoid Paula carefully sucked small babies using comfy macrame mittens.

[zero-x]

Paranoid Paula carefully sucked small babies from comfy macrame mittens.

[Woody1]

Paranoid Paula carefully picked small babies from comfy macrame mittens.

[zero-x]

Paranoid Paula carefully picked small babies from comfy woollen mittens.

[Salt and Shaker]

Paranoid Paula carefully picked small babies from comfy woollen jumpers

[zero-x]

Paranoid Paula carefully picked small babies in comfy woollen jumpers

[Salt and Shaker]

Paranoid Paula carefully placed small babies in comfy woollen jumpers

[zero-x]

Polaroid Paula carefully placed small babies in comfy woollen jumpers

[Woody1]

Polaroid Paula carefully placed small cameras in comfy woollen jumpers

[zero-x]

Polaroid Paula carefully placed digital cameras in comfy woollen jumpers

[Woody1]

Polaroid Paula carefully placed digital cameras in Gordon's woollen jumpers

[zero-x]

Polaroid Paula carefully placed digital cameras in Gordon's woollen hats.

[Salt and Shaker]

Polaroid Paula carefully placed digital cameras in Gordon's nylon hats.

[zero-x]

Polaroid Paula carefully placed digital watches in Gordon's nylon hats.

[Salt and Shaker]

Polaroid Neil carefully placed digital watches in Gordon's nylon hats.

[zero-x]

Polaroid Neil carefully placed digital watches in BuryBabe's nylon hats. :lol: :D :D

[Salt and Shaker]

psycho Neil carefully placed digital watches in BuryBabe's nylon hats.

[zero-x]

psycho Neil carefully placed digital watches in BuryBabe's nylon undergarments. :oops:

[Woody1]

Psycho Neil carefully placed digital watches in BuryBabe's nylon socks

[zero-x]

Aww, you had to change it. I was getting excited for a moment there! :lol:

Psycho Neil carefully placed digital watches in BuryBabe's football socks

[Woody1]

Psycho Neil carefully placed digital watches in BuryBabe's football boots

[zero-x]

Psycho Neil carefully placed digital TVs in BuryBabe's football boots

[Woody1]

Psycho Neil carefully placed digital TVs in BuryBabe's wellington boots

[zero-x]

Psycho Neil carefully placed widescreen TVs in BuryBabe's wellington boots

[Salt and Shaker]

porn-star Neil carefully placed widescreen TVs in BuryBabe's wellington boots


(sorry neil i giving u a career) :shock: :shock:

[zero-x]

:shock:

porn-star Neil carefully placed plasma TVs in BuryBabe's wellington boots .

[Salt and Shaker]

porn-star Neil carefully placed plasma TVs in BuryBabe's kinky boots

[zero-x]

porn-star Neil carefully placed plasma TVs in BuryBabe's kinky box.

[Salt and Shaker]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

porn-star Neil carefully placed hand-held TVs in BuryBabe's kinky box.

[zero-x]

porn-star Neil carefully placed hand-held TVs in BuryBabe's cardboard box.

[Salt and Shaker]

porn-star Neil quickly placed hand-held TVs in BuryBabe's cardboard box

[zero-x]

porn-star Neil quickly placed hand-held TVs in BuryBabe's mystery box

[Salt and Shaker]

magician Neil quickly placed hand-held TVs in BuryBabe's mystery box

( nice career change 8) )

[zero-x]

magician Neil quickly placed hand-held radios in BuryBabe's mystery box

[Salt and Shaker]

magician Neil quickly placed hand-held rabits in BuryBabe's mystery box

[zero-x]

magician Neil quickly placed scarey rabits in BuryBabe's mystery box.

[Woody1]

Magician Neil quickly placed scared rabits in BuryBabe's mystery box.

[zero-x]

Magician Neil kindly placed scared rabits in BuryBabe's mystery box.

[Woody1]

Magician Neil kindly placed scared rabits in BuryBabe's money box.

[zero-x]

Magician Neil kindly placed scared coins in BuryBabe's money box.

[Woody1]

Magician Neil kindly placed sacred coins in BuryBabe's money box.

[zero-x]

Expensive Neil kindly placed sacred coins in BuryBabe's money box.

[Woody1]

Expensive Neil kindly placed gold coins in BuryBabe's money box.

[zero-x]

Bankrupt Neil kindly placed gold coins in BuryBabe's money box.

[Woody1]

Bankrupt Neil grudgingly placed gold coins in BuryBabe's money box.

[zero-x]

Bankrupt Neil grudgingly placed gold coins in BuryBabe's money bank.

[Woody1]

Bankrupt Neil grudgingly placed gold coins in BuryBabe's piggy bank.

[zero-x]

Bankrupt Neil grudgingly placed gold bullion in BuryBabe's piggy bank.

[Woody1]

Bankrobber Neil grudgingly placed gold bullion in BuryBabe's piggy bank.

[zero-x]

Bankrobber Neil grudgingly placed gold bullion in BuryBabe's piggy farm.

[Woody1]

Bankrobber Neil stealthily placed gold bullion in BuryBabe's piggy farm.

[zero-x]

Bankrobber Neil stealthily placed gold bullion in BuryBabe's animal farm.

[Woody1]

Bankrobber Neil stealthily hid gold bullion in BuryBabe's animal farm.

[zero-x]

Bankrobber Neil stealthily hid gold bullion on BuryBabe's animal farm.

[Woody1]

You changed two words there - "hid" back to "placed" and "in" to "on"

[zero-x]

Edited now. Sorry :oops:

[Woody1]

Bankrobber Neil hastily hid gold bullion on BuryBabe's animal farm.

[zero-x]

Bankrobber Neil hastily hid gold sheep on BuryBabe's animal farm.

[paula_m]

Bankrobber Neil hastily hid gold sheep on Craig's animal farm.

[zero-x]

Bankrobber Hortash hastily hid gold sheep on Craig's animal farm.

[Woody1]

Bankrobber Hortash hastily bred gold sheep on Craig's animal farm.

[zero-x]

Bankrobber Hortash romantically bred gold sheep on Craig's animal farm.

[paula_m]

Bankrobber Hortash romantically bred gold rings on Craig's animal farm.

[Woody1]

Bankrobber Hortash romantically made gold rings on Craig's animal farm.

[paula_m]

Gifted Hortash romantically made gold rings on Craig's animal farm.

[zero-x]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made gold rings on Craig's animal farm.

[Woody1]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made gold rings on Craig's ant farm

[zero-x]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made rubber rings on Craig's ant farm

[paula_m]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made rubber rings on Woody's ant farm

[zero-x]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made rubber rings on Woody's ant eaters.

[Woody1]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made rubber rings on Woody's odor eaters.

[zero-x]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made rubber bands on Woody's odor eaters.

[Woody1]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically made rubber bands for Woody's odor eaters.

[zero-x]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically produced rubber bands for Woody's odor eaters.

[Woody1]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically produced rubber bands for Paula's odor eaters.

[zero-x]

Gifted ShakerMatt romantically produced rubber bands on Paula's odor eaters.

[paula_m]

Gifted Woody romantically produced rubber bands on Paula's odor eaters.

[zero-x]

Gifted Woody efficiently produced rubber bands on Paula's odor eaters.

[meatypete1]

Gifted Woody efficiently produced rubber bands on Paula's odor problems.

[zero-x]

Gifted Woody efficiently produced rubber bands on Paula's mathematics problems.

[Woody1]

Gifted Woody efficiently flicked rubber bands on Paula's mathematics problems.

[zero-x]

Mean Woody efficiently flicked rubber bands on Paula's mathematics problems.

[Woody1]

Mean Woody efficiently flicked rubber bands on Paula's mathematics books

[zero-x]

Mean Woody efficiently flicked elastic bands on Paula's mathematics books.

[paula_m]

Mean Woody efficiently flicked elastic bands on Paula's bank books.

[zero-x]

Mean Woody efficiently flicked elastic bands on Paula's bank statement.

[Woody1]

Mean Woody expertly flicked elastic bands on Paula's bank statement

[zero-x]

Mean Woody expertly flicked elastic bands at Paula's bank statement

[paula_m]

Mean Woody expertly flicked through bands at Paula's bank statement

[Woody1]

Mean Woody expertly flicked through pages at Paula's bank statement

[paula_m]

Clever Woody expertly flicked through pages at Paula's bank statement

[Woody1]

Clever Woody expertly flicked through pages of Paula's bank statement

[paula_m]

Clever Woody expertly dodged through pages of Paula's bank statement

[Woody1]

Nosey Woody expertly dodged through pages of Paula's bank statement

[zero-x]

Nosey Woody expertly read through pages of Paula's bank statement

[Salt and Shaker]

convict Woody expertly read through pages of Paula's bank statement

[zero-x]

Convict Woody slowly read through pages of Paula's bank statement.

[paula_m]

Carefully Woody slowly read through pages of Paula's bank statement.

[zero-x]

Carefully Woody slowly read through pages of Paula's bank account.

[paula_m]

Carefully Woody quickly read through pages of Paula's bank account.

[zero-x]

Carefully Woody quickly read through pages of Paula's one account.

[Woody1]

Carefully Woody quickly read through pages of Paula's one magazine

[zero-x]

Carefully Woody quickly read through pages of Paula's erotic magazine.

[Woody1]

Carefully Zero-x quickly read through pages of Paula's erotic magazine.

[zero-x]

Carefully Zero-x quickly read through pages of Hannah's erotic magazine.

[Salt and Shaker]

Carefully Zero-x quickly read through sections of Hannah's erotic magazine.

[paula_m]

Carefully Zero-x quickly read through sections of Phil's erotic magazine.

It's the Old Goats birthday tomorrow ...sorry today 26th
have a good one !!!!

[zero-x]

Well I don't want to be reading through a magazine with erotic pictures of Phil in...

Carefully Paula quickly read through sections of Phil's erotic magazine.

[Salt and Shaker]

Carefully Paula quickly read many sections of Phil's erotic magazine

[zero-x]

Carefully Paula quickly read many issues of Phil's erotic magazine

[Woody1]

Well I don't want to be reading through a magazine with erotic pictures of Phil in
It doesn't say that - it says Phil's magazines and I hope, if he had any, they would have pictures of women in. :roll:


Carefully Paula quickly discarded many issues of Phil's erotic magazine

[Salt and Shaker]

Carefully Paula quickly discarded many issues of Phil's football magazine

[zero-x]

Carefully Paula quickly discarded many issues of Phil's football programmes.

[Salt and Shaker]

Carefully Paula quickly auctioned many issues of Phil's football programmes

[zero-x]

Carefully Paula quickly auctioned off issues of Phil's football programmes

[Salt and Shaker]

Carefully Paula quickly auctioned off hundreds of Phil's football programmes

[zero-x]

Carefully Paula quickly auctioned off hundreds of Phil's television programmes

[paula_m]

Well I don't want to be reading through a magazine with erotic pictures of Phil in
It doesn't say that - it says Phil's magazines and I hope, if he had any, they would have pictures of women in. :roll:


I'd hope so too Woody I really do 8)

Carefully Paula quickly auctioned off hundreds of Phil's television catalogues.