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paula_m
16-07-2003, 23:50
Dirty Harry sang nursery songs while bouncing in his cradle.
:lol:
Dirty Harry sang nursery songs while vomiting in his cradle. (Eeeeugh!)
Dirty Harry sang nursery songs while vomiting in his candle.
Dirty Harry sang nursery songs while blowing in his candle.
paula_m
17-07-2003, 23:20
Dirty Harry gurgled nursery songs while blowing in his candle
Dirty Harry gurgled nursery songs while blowing out his candle
paula_m
18-07-2003, 00:21
Baby Harry gurgled nursery songs while blowing out his candle
Baby Harry gurgled nursery songs while blowing out his bottom.
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Baby Harry gurgled nursery rhymes while blowing out his bottom.
paula_m
18-07-2003, 10:25
Baby Harry gurgled nursery songs while blowing out his bottom.
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Why am I not surprised that it was you who posted that :lol:
Baby Harry gurgled nursery stories while blowing out his bottom.
Baby Harry gurgled war stories while blowing out his bottom.
paula_m
18-07-2003, 12:19
Baby Harry gurgled war stories while blowing out his brains
:shock:
Baby Harry gurgled war stories while blowing out his balloons
paula_m
18-07-2003, 23:16
Baby Harry gurgled war stories while blowing up his balloons
Baby Harry read war stories while blowing up his balloons.
Baby Harry read war stories while rubbing up his balloons.
Baby Harry read clown stories while rubbing up his balloons.
Barmcake
20-07-2003, 20:53
Baby Harry read clown stories while rubbing up his bowels.
paula_m
20-07-2003, 21:44
:shock:
Baby Harry read clown stories while cleaning up his bowels.
Baby Harry read clown stories while cleaning up his towels.
paula_m
21-07-2003, 11:25
Baby Spice read clown stories while cleaning up his towels.
Baby Spice read clown stories while cleaning up her towels.
paula_m
21-07-2003, 15:17
Baby Spice read fairy stories while cleaning up her towels
(ah this is so much better than working) :?
Baby Spice read fairy stories while cleaning up her act.
Baby Spice read scary stories while cleaning up her act.
Baby Spice read Scary stories while cleaning up her cack.
paula_m
21-07-2003, 23:02
Duncan :shock:
Baby Spice read Scary stories while cleaning up her sick
:shock:
Baby Spice read Scary stories while cleaning up her stick
Baby Spice read scary stories while picking up her stick.
paula_m
22-07-2003, 10:59
Baby Spice read scary stories while picking up her nose :lol: .
Baby Spice read scary stories while picking up her career.
paula_m
22-07-2003, 12:21
Posh Spice read scary stories while picking up her career.
Posh Spice read scary stories while packing up her career.
Posh Spice read Scary stories while picking up her carer.
(Two words changed there ^. Should only be one). :goofy:
Posh Spice read Scary stories while waking up her carer.
Barmcake
22-07-2003, 22:20
Posh Spice read Scary stories while touching up her carer.
paula_m
22-07-2003, 23:16
Posh Spice read Scary stories while touching up her makeup
Posh Spice read Scary sonnets while touching up her makeup.
paula_m
23-07-2003, 09:37
Posh Spice read flowery sonnets while touching up her makeup
Posh Spice read flowery sonnets after touching up her makeup.
Posh Spice wrote flowery sonnets after touching up her makeup.
paula_m
23-07-2003, 15:59
Posh Spice wrote flowery sonnets after touching up her chauffeur
Posh Spice wrote flowery sonnets after touching up her girlfriend.
Oooooo, matron.
Posh Spice wrote flowery sonnets after picking up her girlfriend.
Sporty Spice wrote flowery sonnets after picking up her girlfriend.
This is how it all started 28 pages ago. Oh, the fun we've had!!
'George Bush Choked on a Banana whilst riding a bike'
paula_m
23-07-2003, 23:09
you've changed a few words there pal :?
Sporty Spice wrote flowery sonnets after picking on her girlfriend
Barmcake
23-07-2003, 23:38
Sporty Spice wrote flowery sonnets after picking on her nose
paula_m
23-07-2003, 23:47
Sporty Spice wrote flowery sonnets before picking on her nose
Barmcake
23-07-2003, 23:49
Old Spice wrote flowery sonnets before picking on her nose
paula_m
24-07-2003, 00:04
Old Spice smelt flowery sonnets before picking on her nose
Old Spice smelt flowery sonnets before picking on her cat.
paula_m
24-07-2003, 09:19
Old Spice smelt flowery whiskers before picking on her cat.
Old woman smelt flowery whiskers before picking on her cat.
paula_m
24-07-2003, 09:47
Old woman smelt powdery whiskers before picking on her cat.
Old woman ate powdery whiskers before picking on her cat.
paula_m
24-07-2003, 11:24
Old woman ate powdery whiskers before picking up her cat.
My woman ate powdery whiskers before picking up her cat.
paula_m
24-07-2003, 12:57
My woman ate powdery whiskers before picking up her man
My woman ate powdery custard before picking up her man
My antelope ate powdery custard before picking up her man.
paula_m
24-07-2003, 13:54
My antelope ate powdery custard before chatting up her man
My antelope ate powdery custard before chatting up her lover.
paula_m
24-07-2003, 14:16
My antelope ate runny custard before chatting up her lover.
My granny ate runny custard before chatting up her lover.
My granny ate lumpy custard before chatting up her lover.
My granny ate lumpy custard before standing up her lover.
paula_m
24-07-2003, 23:44
My granny ate lumpy custard before standing on her lover
My granny ate lumpy custard before standing on her scales.
My granny ate lumpy custard before standing on her soapbox.
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Fairplay
25-07-2003, 10:04
My granny ate lumpy custard before weeing on her soapbox.
My granny made lumpy custard before weeing on her soapbox.
My granny made lumpy custard before weeing on her grandson.
My granny made lumpy custard before feeding on her grandson.
My granny made school custard before feeding on her grandson.
paula_m
25-07-2003, 15:58
My granny made school custard after feeding on her grandson.
My granny made school custard after feeding on her budgie.
paula_m
25-07-2003, 23:20
My granny bought school custard after feeding on her budgie.
My granny bought school custard after standing on her budgie
paula_m
26-07-2003, 23:33
My granny bought school dinners after standing on her budgie
My granny bought school dinners after sitting on her budgie
paula_m
26-07-2003, 23:53
My granny bought school dinners after sitting on her money
My granny bought school uniforms after sitting on her money.
Barmcake
27-07-2003, 20:51
My granny soiled school uniforms after sitting on her money.
My granny spoiled school uniforms after sitting on her money.
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My granny spoiled school uniforms while sitting on her money
paula_m
27-07-2003, 23:40
My granny spoiled school plays while sitting on her money
My granny spoiled school plays while sitting on her honey.
My granny spoiled school plays while sitting on her bunny.
My granny boiled school plays while sitting on her bunny.
paula_m
28-07-2003, 23:51
My granny boiled funny plays while sitting on her bunny.
My granny boiled funny bananas while sitting on her bunny.
My granny boiled furry bananas while sitting on her bunny.
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My granny boiled furry bananas while sitting on her toilet.
My granny boiled furry bananas while spitting on her toilet.
paula_m
29-07-2003, 22:45
My granny soiled furry bananas while spitting on her toilet.
My granny soiled furry bananas while shitting on her toilet.
Well somebody had to!!
paula_m
30-07-2003, 07:35
& it just had to be you, you dirty bugger :oops:
My granny soiled furry bananas while painting on her toilet.
My granny peeled furry bananas while painting on her toilet.
My granny peeled furry bananas while painting on her easel.
Guilty as charged mother dear. Take it that means I'm grounded? Again.
My granny peeled furry potatoes while painting on her easel.
paula_m
30-07-2003, 23:04
My granny peeled mouldy potatoes while painting on her easel.
V Shaped Badge
30-07-2003, 23:09
My Granny peeled mouldy potatoes while pounding on her easel
paula_m
30-07-2003, 23:26
My Granny peeled mouldy potatoes while pounding on her washboard
My teacher peeled mouldy potatoes while pounding on her washboard.
Geniesse
31-07-2003, 09:45
My teacher peeled mouldy potatoes while pounding on her stomach.
My teacher peeled mouldy potatoes while pounding on her drums.
Hey, THREE games now.
My teacher ate mouldy potatoes while pounding on her drums.
My teacher ate mouldy potatoes while pounding on her chest.
My teacher ate mouldy cheese while pounding on her chest.
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while pounding on her chest.
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while painting on her chest
Barmcake
31-07-2003, 21:03
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while sucking on her chest
paula_m
31-07-2003, 23:40
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while sucking on her dummy
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while sucking on her dentures.
paula_m
02-08-2003, 23:56
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while sucking through her dentures
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while sucking through Paula's dentures
paula_m
03-08-2003, 00:15
hey cheeky :lol:
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while sucking through Gordon's dentures
My teacher grated mouldy cheese while sucking through Gordon's toes
My teacher ate mouldy cheese while sucking through gordon's toes
My teacher ate mouldy cheese while sucking through gordon's nose.
My teacher ate mouldy cheese while looking through gordon's nose
paula_m
03-08-2003, 22:56
My teacher picked mouldy cheese while looking through gordon's nose
My teacher picked mouldy pees while looking through gordon's nose
paula_m
04-08-2003, 00:00
My teacher picked split pees while looking through gordon's nose
My teacher pickled split pees while looking through gordon's nose
paula_m
04-08-2003, 00:11
My teacher pickled split pees while looking through Gordon's ears
(my mouse has bust ..... so nite nite x
My teacher pickled split pees while looking through Gordon's windows
paula_m
04-08-2003, 23:03
yippee new mouse :P
My teacher pickled split pees while peeking through Gordon's windows
My teacher trickled split pees while peeking through Gordon's windows
My teacher trickled spilt pees while peeking through Gordon's windows
My teacher trickled spilt bees while peeking through Gordon's windows
paula_m
05-08-2003, 22:42
My teacher trickled angry bees while peeking through Gordon's windows
My teacher released angry bees while peeking through Gordon's windows
My teacher released angry bees while peeking through Gordon's archives
paula_m
07-08-2003, 00:00
My teacher released angry bees while searching through Gordon's archives
My teacher released angry bees while searching through Gordon's wheeliebin
paula_m
07-08-2003, 00:19
My plumber released angry bees while searching through Gordon's wheeliebin
My plumber released hungry bees while searching through Gordon's wheeliebin
My plumber released honey bees while searching through Gordon's wheeliebin
My plumber attacked honey bees while searching through Gordon's wheeliebin
My plumber attacked honey bears while searching through Gordon's wheeliebin
My plumber attacked honey bears while searching through Gordon's wallet
paula_m
08-08-2003, 07:37
My plumber saw honey bears while searching through Gordon's wallet
My plumber saw polar bears while searching through Gordon's wallet
paula_m
09-08-2003, 00:25
My plumber saw polar bears while searching through Gordon's pocket
Babydoll22
12-08-2003, 11:02
My plumber saw polar bears while searching through Gordon`s pants
My brother saw polar bears while searching through Gordon's pants
Babydoll22
12-08-2003, 21:26
my brother saw polaroids while searching through gordon`s pants
Woa! You can't change the number of words. It's got to stay at 10. Just change one word.
back to previous post:
My brother saw polar bears while searching through Gordon's pants
and now mine:
My brother saw polar bears while searching through Gordon's plants
Babydoll22
12-08-2003, 22:59
Sorry !
my brother saw polar bears while crawling through Gordon`s plants
My brother saw koala bears while crawling through Gordon's plants
Babydoll22
13-08-2003, 19:44
my brother saw dancing bears while crawling through gordon`s plants
my mother saw dancing bears while crawling through gordon`s plants
My mother saw dancing bears while munching through Gordon's plants
Babydoll22
17-08-2003, 18:19
my mother saw dancing slugs while munching through gordon`s plants
paula_m
17-08-2003, 21:24
my mother saw dancing frogs while munching through gordon`s plants
Babydoll22
17-08-2003, 21:44
my mother ate dancing frogs while munching through gordon`s plants
paula_m
17-08-2003, 21:52
my mother ate chocolate frogs while munching through gordon`s plants
my mother ate chocolate frogs while munching through gordon`s pants
paula_m
18-08-2003, 07:50
!!!!! :shock:
my mother ate chocolate buttons while munching through gordon`s pants
my mother ate gordon's buttons while munching through gordon`s pants
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Hi Mum, how are they treating you in the nursing home?
Babydoll22
18-08-2003, 09:47
my mother ate gordon`s buttons while running through gordon`s pants
(we're on "pants" now - "plants" finished a few turns ago)
My mother ate Gordon's buttons while searching through Gordon's pants
My mother ate Gordon's bottom while searching through Gordon's pants
My mother ate Gordon's bottom while searching down Gordon's pants
Babydoll22
18-08-2003, 19:02
my mother ate gordon`s bottom while searching down her pants
My mother ate Gordon's bottom while pulling down her pants
Babydoll22
18-08-2003, 19:25
my mother ate Gordon`s feet while pulling down her pants
paula_m
18-08-2003, 23:14
my mother ate Gordon`s feet while pulling down her bogies
Babydoll22
18-08-2003, 23:18
my mother ate gordon`s bogies while pulling down her bogies
paula_m
18-08-2003, 23:28
my brother ate gordon`s bogies while pulling down her bogies
my brother ate paula`s bogies while pulling down her bogies
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paula_m
18-08-2003, 23:37
my brother ate paula`s ears while pulling down her bogies
my brother ate paula`s ears while pulling down her knickers
my brother ate paula`s pears while pulling down her knickers
my brother sucked paula`s pears while pulling down her knickers
paula_m
18-08-2003, 23:58
:shock:
bloody hell fire
paula_m
18-08-2003, 23:59
my brother licked paula`s pears while pulling down her knickers
my brother licked paula`s melons while pulling down her knickers
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my brother licked paula`s melons while pulling down her stickers
paula_m
19-08-2003, 00:05
my brother licked paula`s melons while pasting down her stickers
my brother licked paula`s wellies while pasting down her stickers
my brother licked paula`s melons while blasting down her stickers
Babydoll22
19-08-2003, 10:40
my brother squeezed paula`s melons while blasting down her stickers
my brother squeezed paula`s melons while blasting down her driveway
paula_m
19-08-2003, 23:09
my uncle squeezed paula`s melons while blasting down her driveway
my uncle squashed paula`s melons while blasting down her driveway
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paula_m
20-08-2003, 07:14
my uncle squashed paula`s melons while blasting down her eardrum
My uncle squashed Paula's melons while whispering down her eardrum
My uncle squashed Paula's eclairs while whispering down her eardrum
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My uncle squashed Paula's eclairs while whistling down her eardrum
My uncle squashed Paula's eclairs while looking down her eardrum
paula_m
21-08-2003, 07:11
My uncle squashed Paula's eclairs while looking down her blouse
My uncle ate Paula's eclairs while looking down her blouse
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My uncle ate Paula's eclairs while blowing down her blouse
paula_m
21-08-2003, 23:20
My uncle ate Paula's eclairs after blowing down her blouse
My uncle ate Paula's eclairs after blowing up her blouse
My uncle ate Paula's eclairs after blowing up her balloons
My uncle ate Paula's eclairs after blowing up her dynamite
My uncle ate Paula's shoes after blowing up her dynamite
paula_m
22-08-2003, 23:27
My uncle bought Paula's shoes after blowing up her dynamite
My uncle wore Paula's shoes after blowing up her dynamite
paula_m
23-08-2003, 00:06
:lol:
My uncle wore Paula's shoes after blowing up his dynamite
My uncle wore Paula's shoes after blowing up his chimney
paula_m
23-08-2003, 00:13
My uncle wore Paula's shoes after brushing up his chimney
My uncle wore Paula's dress after brushing up his chimney
paula_m
26-08-2003, 00:05
My uncle wore Paula's dress after brushing up his crumbs
My uncle wore Paula's dress after eating up his crumbs
paula_m
27-08-2003, 00:03
My uncle wore Paula's dress after eating up her crumbs
My uncle wore Paula's dress after eating up her dinner
My uncle wore Paula's bra after eating up her dinner
paula_m
31-08-2003, 21:27
:lol:
My uncle wore Paula's bra before eating up her dinner
My uncle wore Paula's bra before throwing up her dinner
paula_m
01-09-2003, 07:40
My uncle washed Paula's bra before throwing up her dinner
My uncle washed Paula's bra before throwing up his dinner
paula_m
02-09-2003, 00:01
My uncle washed Paula's bra before cooking up his dinner
My uncle washed Paula's plates before cooking up his dinner
paula_m
03-09-2003, 23:10
My uncle washed Paula's plates before serving up his dinner
My uncle broke Paula's plates before serving up his dinner
paula_m
06-09-2003, 00:08
Your uncle broke Paula's plates before serving up his dinner
Your uncle broke Paula's heart before serving up his dinner.
What HAS been going on here? :shock:
Barmcake
07-09-2003, 20:10
Your uncle broke Paula's heart before spewing up his dinner.
paula_m
07-09-2003, 21:13
Your uncle broke Paula's heart before spewing up his porridge
( read back phil, it was worse than this :oops: )
Barmcake
07-09-2003, 23:36
Your uncle touched Paula's heart before spewing up his porridge
(I see what you mean Paula... I've just had a look back and I found myself blushing) :oops:
paula_m
08-09-2003, 07:44
Your uncle touched Paula's heart before cooking up his porridge
( :oops: well, you've got to have a laugh, you're a long time dead !!! )
Your uncle touched Paula's parts before cooking up his porridge
Barmcake
08-09-2003, 22:23
Aye, I suppose you are right! :lol:
Your uncle touched Paula's parts before shooting up his porridge
paula_m
08-09-2003, 23:38
:oops: flippin' 'eck
Your uncle touched Paula's parts before shooting up his medicine
Your uncle touched Paula's parts before throwing up his medicine
paula_m
11-09-2003, 23:54
Your uncle touched Paula's parts before mixing up his medicine
Your uncle touched Paula's parts before mixing up his metaphors.
paula_m
13-09-2003, 23:32
Your uncle touched Paula's parts after mixing up his metaphors.
Hortash
14-09-2003, 00:33
Ray Charles singin' a blues, who's attending their opera?
paula_m
14-09-2003, 00:47
:shock: :?
Hortash
14-09-2003, 00:58
Oops sorry my page didn't refresh properly!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Your uncle touched Paula's parts after mixing up his digits.
Your uncle touched Paula's parts after washing up his digits.
Your uncle touched Paula's tarts after washing up his digits.
paula_m
14-09-2003, 21:28
:shock:
Your uncle touched Paula's tarts after washing up his plates
Your uncle ate Paula's tarts after washing up his plates
Your uncle ate Paula's tarts before washing up his plates
paula_m
15-09-2003, 07:28
Your uncle baked Paula's tarts before washing up his plates
Your uncle baked Paula's beans before washing up his plates
Geniesse
15-09-2003, 19:32
Your uncle fried Paula's beans before washing up his plates.
Hortash
15-09-2003, 19:51
Your uncle fried Paula's beans whilst washing up his plates.
Your uncle fired Paula's beans whilst washing up his plates.
Your uncle fired Paula's beans whilst stacking up his plates.
paula_m
16-09-2003, 00:37
Your uncle fired Paula's beans whilst breaking up his plates.
Your uncle fired Paula's beans whilst breaking up his company.
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