Pass It!

[Woody1]

Paper


News and Toilet :lol:

[zero-x]

News


Reader and Night

[Woody1]

Night


Time and Starry

[zero-x]

Time


Less and Dinner

[paula_m]

Dinner

Break & Guest

[zero-x]

Guest


Star and Speaker

[stonekeeper]

Star




Trek vs wars

[zero-x]

Trek


Fantastic and Brilliant!

:D :lol:

[Woody1]

Brilliant


Disguise and Light

[zero-x]

Light


Lime and Effect

[Woody1]

Lime


Juice and Green

[zero-x]

Juice


Lemon and Apple

[paula_m]

Apple

Crumble & Toffee

[Woody1]

Toffee


Treacle and Caramel

[paula_m]

Treacle

Pudding & Tart :oops:

[zero-x]

Tart


Bakewell and Apple

[Woody1]

Apple


Tree and Crab

[zero-x]

Tree


Oak and Family

[Woody1]

Oak


Bench and Mighty

[zero-x]

Mighty


Atom and Shakers

[Woody1]

Atom


Bomb and Split

[zero-x]

Bomb


Disposal and Nuclear

[Woody1]

Nuclear


Warhead and Submarine

[stonekeeper]

Submarine



Yellow and missile

[zero-x]

Yellow


Bellied and Colour

[stonekeeper]

Bellied




Pot and pig

[zero-x]

Pig


Sty and Fat

[Salt and Shaker]

fat


bast*rd or cooking

[zero-x]

Cooking


Good and Oil

[Salt and Shaker]

good

(the) BAD and (the) UGLY

[Woody1]

Ugly


Coyote and Mug

[zero-x]

:roll: Woody, there's a typo in your signature



Mug


Shot and Coffee

[Salt and Shaker]

coffee


cake or break

[zero-x]

Break


Big and Time

[Woody1]

Time


Home and Dinner

[zero-x]

Home

World and Base

[Woody1]

:roll: Woody, there's a typo in your signature

I just saw it too and changed it - thanks

World


Shakers and Wide

[zero-x]

Shakers


Bury and Mighty

[Woody1]

Bury


Market and Club

[zero-x]

Club


Football and Country

[Woody1]

Football


Match and News

[zero-x]

News


Reporter and Bad

[paula_m]

Bad

Manners & Language

[Woody1]

Language


Foreign and English

[paula_m]

Foreign

Food & Legion

[Woody1]

Food


Fast and Allergy

[paula_m]

Fast

Worker & Love

[Woody1]

Worker


Office and Bee

[zero-x]

Bee


Bumble and Hive

[Salt and Shaker]

hive


mind ( one for Zero-x) or bee

[zero-x]

:roll: :D

Mind


Bender and Control

[Salt and Shaker]

did you get why it was one for you :?:


Bender


Beckham and puff

[zero-x]

Yes. The Borg hive mind. :D Why do you think Bender from Futurama is a puff? :wink:


Puff


Sugar and Pastry

[Salt and Shaker]

argggghhhhh i didn't think of it that way ( Bender is great )

pastry


shoe and powdered

[zero-x]

:roll: :lol:


Shoe


Size and Shop

[Salt and Shaker]

shop


women and food

[Woody1]

Food


Fast and Safety

[zero-x]

Safety


Checks and Belt

[paula_m]

Belt

Fan & Trouser

[zero-x]

Fan

Bury and Portable

[Woody1]

Bury


Council and Market

[zero-x]

Market


Fish and Hall

[paula_m]

Fish

Chips & Fingers

[zero-x]

Chips


Greasy and Steak

[Woody1]

Greasy


Pole and Spoon

[zero-x]

Pole


Barge and Vault

[Salt and Shaker]

vault


gymnastics or gameshow

[paula_m]

gameshow

Host & Assistant

[zero-x]

Assistant


Director and Laboratory

[Woody1]

Director


Film and ('s) Chair

[zero-x]

Film


Eidtor and Camera

[Salt and Shaker]

camera


digital or analogue

[zero-x]

Digital


Clock and Television

[Salt and Shaker]

clock


time and numbers

[zero-x]

Numbers


Whole and Prime

[Woody1]

Prime


Minister and Time

[zero-x]

Time


Out and Magazine

[Salt and Shaker]

magazine


womens or erotic

[zero-x]

Erotic


Cakes and Photos

[Woody1]

what are erotic cakes? :shock:

Photos


Digital and Colour

[zero-x]

Watch the 3-d Simpsons episode and you'll find out.

Colour

Film and Test

[paula_m]

Test

Match & Spelling

[zero-x]

Match


Report and Action

[Woody1]

Action


Man and Take

[zero-x]

Take


Five and Two

[Woody1]

Five


Channel and Radio

[zero-x]

Radio


Live and One

[Salt and Shaker]

neil i know which simpsons ure going on a bout :P :P

live


broadcast or show

[zero-x]

Have you seen it on Imax? It's brilliant there.


Show


Man and Magic

[Salt and Shaker]

cant say i have :cry:

man

moose or women

[zero-x]

Tis quality


woman


trouble and sexy

[Salt and Shaker]

sexy


beast or underwear

[zero-x]

Underwear


Lacy and hmm, should I say it and sound even more obsessed about the liccle_shaker... no, okay: Large

[paula_m]

Lacy

Curtains & Briefs 8)

[zero-x]

Curtains


Safety and Open

[stonekeeper]

safety



Gate and on-line

[zero-x]

Gate


Garden and Way

[paula_m]

Garden

Path & Fence

[zero-x]

Fence


Post and Wooden

[stonekeeper]

Wooden




Horse and acting

[zero-x]

Horse


Shire and Head

[Salt and Shaker]

head


big and give :oops:

[zero-x]

:shock:

Big


One and Dipper

[Woody1]

One


Formula and Channel

[zero-x]

Channel

Tunnel and Five

[Woody1]

Tunnel


Mersey and Wind

[zero-x]

Wind


Pass and Farm

[Woody1]

Farm


Funny and Animals

[zero-x]

Funny


Smells and Jokes

[paula_m]

Jokes

Dirty & Paula's

[zero-x]

Dirty


Harry and Clothes

[Woody1]

Clothes


Horse and Old

[zero-x]

Old


Ham and People

[Woody1]

Ham


Roast and Boiled

[zero-x]

Roast


Beef and Sunday

[Woody1]

Beef


Eater and Joint

[zero-x]

Joint


Broken and Hip

[paula_m]

Broken

Glass & Heart :cry:

[zero-x]

God I know all about them. :(


Heart


Attack and Artificial

[paula_m]

aaahhhh !!!!! :cry:

Artificial

Nails & Breasts

[zero-x]

Breasts


Chicken and Large :D

[paula_m]

:lol:

Chicken

Legs & Dipper

[zero-x]

Legs


Long and Hind

[paula_m]

Long

Road & Way

[zero-x]

Way


Wrong and No

[paula_m]

Wrong

Time & Place

[zero-x]

Time


Continuum and Machine

[paula_m]

Machine

Washing & Wind

[zero-x]

Washing


Clothes and White

[phil b]

clothes

no & new

[Woody1]

New


York and Jersey

[zero-x]

York


City and Street

[paula_m]

Street

Light & Main

[zero-x]

Light


Speed and Bright

[Woody1]

Speed


Humps :evil: and Test

[paula_m]

Test

Driving & Eye

[zero-x]

Eye


Golden and London

[Woody1]

Golden


Gamble and Gate

[zero-x]

Gate


Way and Garden

[paula_m]

Garden

Path & Swing ( I bought a new one today )

[zero-x]

Path


Right and Gravel

[Woody1]

Right


Wing and Price

[zero-x]

Price


Busters and High

[Woody1]

High


Street and School

[zero-x]

School


Exams and Day

[paula_m]

Day

Dream & Cream

[zero-x]

Dream


Girl and Weird

[paula_m]

Girl

Friday & Calendar

[zero-x]

Friday


Feeling and Good

[paula_m]

Feeling

Happy & Sick :oops:

[zero-x]

Happy


Holidays and Birthday

[paula_m]

Birthday

Date & Card

[zero-x]

Date


First and Important

[paula_m]

First

Time & Love

[zero-x]

Love


Unrequited and Fool

[paula_m]

:cry: :wink:

Fool

Gooseberry & April

[zero-x]

Read a poem called Lovefool once, and it was brilliant. A really good poet wrote it and she wrote two others which are phenomenal as well. She's a better poet than me as well *feels jealous* :lol:


April


Captain and Showers

[paula_m]

& the Poet's name :lol:

Captain

Marvel & Ship

[zero-x]

Hannah Cherry Ingram. Type that into Google and they should come up. Alternatively, here's the link http://www.amateur-poems.co.uk/poet/poets.php?poet=Hannah%20Cherry%20Ingram
And there's some of my sad poetry on there too: http://www.amateur-poems.co.uk/poet/poets.php?poet=Neil%20Edward%20Crossley

Ship


Tall and Star

[paula_m]

Tall

Order & Man


(very good ... :roll: )

[zero-x]

Man


Dead and Big

[paula_m]

aaahh :roll: it's good Neil, better than I could ever do anyway :roll:

Dead

Weight & Leg

[zero-x]

I don't like sad poems, but they seem to be the only ones I can write :?


Leg


Chicken and Broken

[paula_m]

Broken

Heart & Chain


go have some fun in Blackpool, it might give you a lift ...be good :wink:

[zero-x]

Chain


Gang and Smoker


Thanks, I'll try and have fun :lol: Surely something's gotta cheer me up :?

[paula_m]

Gang

Member :oops: & Leader



aaahh !! you're making me sad now :cry:

[zero-x]

Sorry! :oops:


Leader


Strong and Weak

[paula_m]

Strong

Arms & Grip

[zero-x]

Grip


Tight and Tyre

[paula_m]

Tight

Fit & Rope

[Woody1]

Good poems Neil.

Rope


Ladder and Skipping

[zero-x]

Ladder


Tights and Step

[Woody1]

Step


Giant and Mother

[hannahkin]

Mother

Goose and Figure

[paula_m]

Goose

Egg & Feather

[zero-x]

What the hell is she doing on this thread!? :lol: See, its better to join in than just read it isn't it, Hannah? :wink:

Egg


Easter and Boiled

[Woody1]

Boiled


Beef and Hard

[zero-x]

Hard


Rock and Question

[Woody1]

Rock


Blackpool and Face

[zero-x]

Blackpool


Tower and Piers

[paula_m]

Tower

Fire & Radio

[zero-x]

Fire


Engine and Service

[Woody1]

Service


Senior and Postal

[zero-x]

Senior


Citizen and Member

[Woody1]

Member


Ship and Club

[zero-x]

Club


Golf and Sandwich

[BuryBabe]

golf

tee & ball

[paula_m]

Ball

Chain & Foot

[zero-x]

Foot


Locker and Trench

[stonekeeper]

Locker



Sports and room

[zero-x]

Room


Class and Bed

[stonekeeper]

Bed



single and bunk

[zero-x]

Single


Parent and Pop

[Woody1]

Parent


Trap and Foster

[zero-x]

Foster


Captain and Beer

[paula_m]

Beer

Glass & Bottle

[zero-x]

Bottle


Blue and Bank

[Woody1]

Blue


Jeans and Navy

[zero-x]

Navy


Seals and Royal

[Woody1]

Seals


Grey and Arctic

[zero-x]

Arctic


Fox and Adventure

[paula_m]

Adventure

Playground & Park

[zero-x]

Park


Theme and Lane

[stonekeeper]

Lane


Frankie and Penny

[Woody1]

Penny


Black and Farthing

[zero-x]

Black


Burn and Pool

[paula_m]

Pool

Swimming & Cue

[zero-x]

Cue


On and Ball

[Woody1]

Ball


Foot and Beach

[stonekeeper]

Foot


Man and athlete's

[zero-x]

Man


Star and Super

[Woody1]

Star


Trek and Wars

[zero-x]

Wars


World and Eugenics

[BuryBabe]

world

cup & wide

[paula_m]

Cup

Tea & Cupid's

[zero-x]

Tea


Hot and Pot

[Woody1]

Hot


Tap and Water

[stonekeeper]

Water




works and gate

[zero-x]

Works


Gas and Sewage

[Woody1]

Gas


Cylinder and Fire

[zero-x]

Fire


Engine and Plasma

[phil b]

engine

ear & steam

[zero-x]

Ear


Lobe and Large

[paula_m]

Large

size & at

[zero-x]

Size


Super and Small

[paula_m]

Super

Bowl & Sonic

[zero-x]

Bowl


Fruit and Hollywood

[paula_m]

Fruit

Cake & Tart :oops:

[zero-x]

:roll:


Cake


Chocolate and Eccles

[paula_m]

mmm Eccles cake :lol:

Chocolate

Bar & Milk

[zero-x]

:lol:

Milk


Tray and Dairy

[paula_m]

Dairy

Farm & Cattle

[zero-x]

Farm


Animal and Hand

[Wirral Shaker]

Animal


Waste Behaviour

[zero-x]

Behaviour


Bad and Aggressive

[stonekeeper]

Bad


manners and luck

[zero-x]

Luck


Lady and Good

[paula_m]

Welcome Wirral Shaker :roll:

Good

Morning & Night

[Wirral Shaker]

Thank's Paula - we seem to be on the MB at different times
I've got access thru work (until my boss catches me) and you seem to be on in the wee small hours!!


Night

Nurse Fever

[stonekeeper]

Fever



yellow and scarlet

[zero-x]

Scarlet


Pimpernel and (yes, you guessed it) CAPTAIN!!! :D

[paula_m]

:lol:

Captain

(s) Log & Army

[Wirral Shaker]

Log

Chocolate Book

[stonekeeper]

Book



Jungle and Rooney

[zero-x]

Jungle


African and King

[paula_m]

African

Queen & Elephant

[zero-x]

Queen


Elizabeth and Mary

[paula_m]

Mary

Poppins & Virgin

[zero-x]

Virgin


Cola and Atlantic

[paula_m]

Atlantic

Ocean & View