[Online Shaker]

If you had £250K would you put it into Bury where it would disappear in about 3/4 months or would you invest it in Radcliffe or Ramsbottom where it would make a massive difference to the future of the Club?

[DJAsh]

I'd emigrate.

[unsworth-white]

5 numbers and the thunderball! Congratulations!

[V Shaped Badge]

This song might help.

If I Had $1000000
Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson


If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.


If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous


If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000
(if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.


If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the
first chorus out of it. Mmm.


If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)


If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.

[shakerandy]

I wouldnt put any of it into this football club, not in its current state. :cry:

[imo]

whaayay, barenaked ladies!

[Pornographic Penguin]

id buy holly valance for the day and have my wicked way

[paula_m]

I'd emigrate.


The Villa's for sale Dunc .... & I don't mean Aston Villa 8)

[DJAsh]

How much?
8)

[paula_m]

You'd have a little bit left over, not much mind 8)

very similiar to this one, but the one for sale is a 2 bedroomed / 2 bathroom & no underfloor heating, believe me you don't need it. 8)

http://www.ibiza-villas.com/sale.php?sale_id=1

[zero-x]

I'd buy the rest of the DS9 and TNG DVDs, and the complete Voyager on DVD as well as ST:TOS on DVD when it comes out this year. :D

[Besses Shaker]

Zero - is the word "Army" an error in your signature ? I makes more sense to me without "Army" :lol:

[Maria]

I'd give £200k to the club with the proviso that I SIGNED THE CHEQUES and AUTHORISED THE buying of players for the club.

:wink:

[zero-x]

Zero - is the word "Army" an error in your signature ? I makes more sense to me without "Army" :lol:

You're quite right, can't think why I put it there. Anyway, thanks, I;ve corrected it now. :lol:

[Salt and Shaker]

i would put it in a bank for 10 years and let it gain interest and then go on a shopping spree for new good young players

[stonekeeper]

If you invested 250,000 with a good insurance company it could be worth about 10,000 when you retire