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paula_m
31-07-2003, 00:23
well I never 8) :shock: :oops:

http://www.bootysmack.com/domaincgi/talkback/986485290,52384,.shtml
Ulstershaker
31-07-2003, 00:29
Go on with you Paula - You must have done!

:oops:
paula_m
31-07-2003, 00:32
erm once or twice 8) :lol:
Ulstershaker
31-07-2003, 00:36
I thought so! :twisted:
paula_m
31-07-2003, 00:38
I thought so! :twisted:

what's the "evil" emoticon for?
Ulstershaker
31-07-2003, 00:40
Sorry meant to click on the one above! :P
paula_m
31-07-2003, 00:42
:lol:
& on that note, I might just go & christen the new day

nite nite x :oops:
badger
31-07-2003, 06:57
MOTHER :shock:
Barmcake
31-07-2003, 07:12
MOTHER :shock:

Aye, that's how you get to be one, errrrr I seem to remember from my days behind the bike sheds at school!

:oops: :oops:
Alan B
31-07-2003, 08:11
"Come" on and enjoy the day!!
Fairplay
31-07-2003, 08:33
What did Vera Duckworth say to her husband when he arrived home at 2.45am.

"Eeee, Jack yer late!!"


I'll get me coat!!!
tommy trouble
31-07-2003, 08:33
Yesterday was actually National Foreplay Day.

As a single man I therefore felt perfectly justified in fiddling with myself under the desk all day at work.

By those rules today should be really interesting....

:x (orgasm face)

Tom
phil b
31-07-2003, 08:56
Er, is it just one for the whole day or do we have to do it constantly?
craig
31-07-2003, 09:07
Why am I not surprised? I open the message board up and see a topic about orgasms posted by Paula and the last reply by Phil.

I could die from not surprised.

Filthy animals, the pair of you. Remember, I know about the donkey and the swordfish!!!
Fairplay
31-07-2003, 09:12
Gordon, shouldn't this thread be a sticky?
Alan B
31-07-2003, 09:24
Further to the comment about National Foreplay day,here is an article that makes interesting reading:

Brits are a flop when it comes to foreplay, according to the biggest ever survey of its kind.
The research found 80% of British men didn't even know what foreplay was, mistaking it for a sport, a computer game or an item of clothing.
Beau Blue commissioned the survey of 10,000 men and women, aged 17 to 70, to mark the first ever National Foreplay Day.
Jordan, chosen to front the event, said: "These results are so shocking that even I was surprised.
"Sex without foreplay is like toast without butter and yet some people in this country think that it's okay to get away without doing it, but not in my book.
Men rated themselves very highly at foreplay, with 70% giving themselves 9/10 for their technique. But the ladies begged to differ. They gave men just 6/10, and rated themselves even lower, at 5/10.
Gay men and women were the kings and queens of foreplay, spending 25 minutes more on foreplay than the national average.
The survey also found that accountants spent the most time on foreplay, an average of 40 minutes, while shop assistants spent as little as two minutes on foreplay.
The survey suggests a gender divide on foreplay with 84% of men preferring full sex, whereas 62% of women preferred foreplay.
Both men and women enjoyed sex toys, but only 23% of men admitted to buying one for themselves, compared to 63% of women.

Funnily enough I am an accoountant!!!
Geniesse
31-07-2003, 09:41
Yeah, but the accountants charged by the hour.

(I'm tempted to make a wisecrack about British men here, but I'll refrain.)
scales of justice
31-07-2003, 09:53
In your case Al,it would be fore- seconds play.!!! :D
Laurence
31-07-2003, 14:09
Tomorrow is I am 60 day - For those who supported Bury for 54 years
Cocktail_Shaker
31-07-2003, 19:41
:lol: Hands up those who experienced a 90-minute orgasm!

Watching Bury beat Bolton at the Rebok.

(No foreplay was required). :lol:
macsmullet
31-07-2003, 21:01
You little scamp Paula - I must tell the wife! :wink:
macsmullet
31-07-2003, 21:05
I thought foreplay was the warm up before a Bury Game! :wink:
oxford shaker
31-07-2003, 22:04
No comments

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plastic_manc
31-07-2003, 22:39
Advice please??

My girlfriend is away working in Sheffield today and tomorrow.

What should I do to celebrate this special day? :twisted:
paula_m
31-07-2003, 23:11
The survey also found that accountants spent the most time on foreplay, an average of 40 minutes,

Funnily enough I am an accoountant!!!

mmmm so is my Hubby :wink:



45 mins left till midnight 8)
paula_m
02-08-2003, 00:05
Has everyone recovered ? :lol: