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Here's something new. Lets write a story and at the end of the month, I will publish the lot on the site.
The Rules. I will start with the first ten words, someone comes on and adds another ten words and so on. Keep it to ten words only and then leave the rest to the next poster.
I'll start the game off with
"It was a warm summers evening on the Island of"
over to you
...C'Preece. Within the forrest could be heard the roar of...
[ 20 September 2002, 19:17: Message edited by: Woody ]
the wind in the empty beer barrells scattered around the
giggabyte
21-09-2002, 01:26
Abbott as he lay on the ground writhing after he..
felt the full impact of the Unsworth challenge ..
[ 21 September 2002, 19:52: Message edited by: phil b ]
as he dropped all his green tiddlywinks into the large
plastic tub which also contained his entire collection of...
[ 21 September 2002, 20:36: Message edited by: phil b ]
plastic pigs ears he had bought from the one legged
giggabyte
22-09-2002, 01:46
Goalie who stood between the pegs awaiting the next speedy..
herd of wildebeest to gallop across the sunlit African plain.
But suddenly, from above, their came a large black shadow
"Who dares intrude into my private domain?" It was Gordon!
...the Gopher, with Philip Schofield hot in pursuit. "Where is...
the lobster thermidor I requested for my dressing room?"
giggabyte
22-09-2002, 16:02
"Still swimming in the tank awaiting his Lordship to give..
the BBC commissionaire a final decision over any other requirements."
giggabyte
23-09-2002, 20:10
They acceptable to wear in Monte Carlo at such a..
formidable building site sat right next to the racing track
"Of course sir, but don't forget your hard hat."
giggabyte
23-09-2002, 23:56
As you are seated in the pits with the most..
Luscious blonde by your side playing around with the automatic...
But what about my purple & pink flip flops, are
gear change. "And here comes Michael Schumacher for his second
Pint of Jack Daniels and Tizer in as many minutes.
"There must be some way out of here," said the
simple_simon
25-09-2002, 17:52
frog that had got stuck in his helmet during the
eight furlong selling plate for two year old fillies.
"Better hop it" thought the frog and got back to
giggabyte
28-09-2002, 01:30
the job of creating tadpoles for next year's very special..
and very secret mission about which even I knew little.
Meanwhile, back at the Monte Carlo hotel's swimming pool
where I married Isis on the fifth day of May
Seeing as Gordon has neither closed this topic nor printed it in full as he originally stated, I propose that we recommence from this point on.
Billy sniffed carefully. A faint smell lingered in the air.
giggabyte
10-10-2002, 21:12
She stood next to him with a faint smile on..
her lips, but nothing else at all. She smiled sweetly....
giggabyte
10-10-2002, 23:24
Her lips were moist as she stepped forward and took..
out her false teeth, glass eye and removed her wig.
giggabyte
10-10-2002, 23:35
She swiftly changed her religious outlook by adding a turbin..
two rolls of wallpaper and a pint of cooking oil.
giggabyte
10-10-2002, 23:39
And a wok as she waddled towards the far side..
of the room where she began to strip all of
giggabyte
11-10-2002, 21:13
The paper from the landing walls with an unusually shaped..
polystyrene wallpaper stripper that she had bought from the Kwik-E-Mart.
giggabyte
11-10-2002, 21:19
It splintered as she stripped a shard hit her eye...
but being polystyrene it did no harm at all. However,
giggabyte
11-10-2002, 22:00
As she dashed down the stairs in her concern she ...
tripped and fell headlong down the stairs and broke her.....
V Shaped Badge
12-10-2002, 00:17
nose and had to be immediately taken off to the
Michael Jackson clinic for plastic surgery. "I want one of
enable me to pick my nose more safely than this.
By poular demand (well I demand it and I am popular in my house - you should hear them all calling for me almost every day).
Meanwhile, back at the hotel, the receptionist was struggling with...
giggabyte
25-10-2002, 23:10
The joint she had dropped on the floor just as..
[ 25. October 2002, 22:12: Message edited by: giggabyte ]
The door bell rang and there he was waiting.....
blackpudding
26-10-2002, 00:12
It was Craig Brown demanding the return of his favourite
striker. "You've shafted us you great Scottish poltroon!" cried the....
Isn't poltroon a really lovely word?
one Bury fan. The others looked on in disbelief as...
the angry fan berated Mr Brown with an undreamt of ferocity.
giggabyte
31-10-2002, 23:44
Ach awa back tae pressed on an tack him asweel!!
"You wouldn't have a spare defender and goalie would you?"
[ 02. November 2002, 18:50: Message edited by: phil b ]
"No - thought not". The receptionist picked up the joint and
took it to the kitchen. "Bugger the chef being sick," she thought.
[ 03. November 2002, 09:42: Message edited by: phil b ]
giggabyte
03-11-2002, 21:09
I'll prepare it myself,stuffed the joint with a joint...
Barmcake
03-11-2002, 21:18
And put it in the oven. Just then she heard a noise and was amazed to see that that Scottish blackguard Brown hadn't gone at all but was pressing his bare arse against the porch window....
[ 03. November 2002, 20:25: Message edited by: Barmcake ]
"That's funny," she thought. "We've a ferrari not a porch." (She's blonde y'see.)
Flippin' heck Barmcake. There's meant to be a ten word limit on this. Are you making up for lost time?
Barmcake
04-11-2002, 17:38
Sorry about the extended lines above phil... got carried away thinking about Mr Brown's btm.
"Put yer bum away CB," she cried and Brown fled...
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the receptionist, she had not lit the gas properly
Wooosh! The whole place went up like the proverbial bonfire
Barmcake
05-11-2002, 16:37
When the flames subsided, all they found in the ash...
were a glass eye, a pair of false teeth and a lottery ticket.
This was clearly a case for a fictional detective.
paula_m
07-11-2002, 15:20
This could well be the winning ticket from last week
said Holmes. "I'll bet that Richard Hillman has got
a meeting with his bank manager even as I am....
looking for another job in the accounts department...
(Hope you like that one Paula?)
Funny though; somehow this just doesn't add up thought the detective..
Lost count how many wives are buried by me
paula_m
10-11-2002, 23:45
thought it was an accounts job not at the undertakers ?
(you too Steve) :D
[ 10. November 2002, 22:46: Message edited by: paula-m ]
but then woke up it was all a nightmare...
to his suprise he found himself lying on a bed of nails
"I really must stop biting my nails," thought our hero.
"Then again it is much better than pulling my......out" (hair)
With a hanfull of hair he gingerly arose singing..
"I've gotta get that man right out of my hair"
Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Little Joe Cartwright was just ...
about to eat his grilled steak and all-you-can-eat buffet
(the Ponderosa is a chain of restaurants in the USA) smile.gif
when he got a call on his mobile phone
We knew that all along Woody :cool:
It was that Richard Hillman wanting to know the whereabouts of
that little yellow idol on the road to Katmandu.
Gets about a bit doesn't it? :D :eek:
[ 19. November 2002, 23:47: Message edited by: phil b ]
V Shaped Badge
24-11-2002, 12:40
Nasty Nigel checked with the contestants on Yellow Idol, who stammered
Kat Kat Kat Kat Kat Kat Kat Kat Katmandu!
"Sadly no," came the reply."It's on the road not Katmand u itself."
"Is there anybody out there?" he cried into the emptiness.
YEEEEEEeeeeeeees cried a girl stuck in a distant pothole
before she tumbled helplessly into a strange subterranean world.
V Shaped Badge
07-12-2002, 20:54
Emerging back into the light, after her London Underground trip
she crossed the road and went into Burger King
V Shaped Badge
07-12-2002, 21:36
went to the toilet and left like everyone else does, then
was run over by a bus. She died in hospital. :cry:
But it was only a dream and she emerged from the shower
to find Secret Agent 007 (James Bond) smiling appreciatively.
Do you prefer blonds or redheads said the girl
paula_m
09-12-2002, 16:11
What's wrong with brunettes said James Bond (secret agent 007)?
V Shaped Badge
09-12-2002, 22:51
I lost my dark wig at a Cher convention, she
turned quickly to answer a knock at the door
It was the postman. Yes they were playing Postman's Knock!
paula_m
11-12-2002, 01:28
"that's strange" she said "I thought you always rang twice"
V Shaped Badge
11-12-2002, 01:38
No, he replied, I knock 3 times on the ceiling
if you want me, twice on the pipe if the
answer is no. That Tony Orlando could never resist that one.
And so it was Dawn, and as she arose from
the throes of a deep and peaceful sleep, something happened....
paula_m
14-12-2002, 12:44
that changed her busy but bored life for ever, she...
found herself being lifted off the floor by an unseen force
Was it Uri Gellar, David Copperfield, Paul McKenna, or
just the wire harness she wore to play Peter Pan?
Nobody seemed to know because the silence was deafening.
It seemed the world had ended but nobody knew it.
paula_m
01-01-2003, 23:47
The week interlude had ended, and the next night as ...
Paula must still have been hungover when she typed the previous entry. It SHOULD have been ..... The leak in the loo had mended and the necktie was.... so my line reads as follows...
.... beyond saving. That someone had used it for that purpose.....
paula_m
10-01-2003, 11:47
but with the situation she had found herself in...
.. she realised there was only one option. Suicide is painless.
paula_m
12-01-2003, 00:31
No it's not. It hurts a lot of other people, so that thought went straight out of the window
(not that you'd know but my best/oldest friend's son killed himself)
Buoyed by her new found enthusiasm, she decided to...
paula_m
12-01-2003, 22:02
pick herself up, dust herself down and start all over again ......
And so she packed all her troubles in her old kitbag
paula_m
17-01-2003, 00:31
and headed off for a holiday in the sun
But being short of money she could only afford a......
caravan in Bridlington for the last weekend in October.
paula_m
27-01-2003, 23:50
bugger that she thought, I'd rather have the nursing home
And so she settled for another long term stay at.....
Clacton-on-Sea's Twilight Home for the beffudled and bewildered.
Where she had the most nerve-wracking moment of her life.
paula_m
01-02-2003, 10:05
she found that the villa had been transformed into a refuge for
Elderly female table dancers with a penchant for website games.
paula_m
03-02-2003, 23:38
:shock:
nite nite see ya tomorrow x :roll:
:?:
Is that part of the novel? You can have 10 words you know.
Anyway...
Her penchant for games was to prove her undoing however....
paula_m
08-02-2003, 00:28
when suddenly out of the blue, a knock on the
Anders - DanishShakers
08-02-2003, 00:37
door. Mr. w**nock seemed to have lost his mind at
(sorry, but every good story needs a bad guy)
that precise moment. Lurching into the room he grabbed at......
straws. "Did you see that? He just spit right at
the mirror looking at himself in disgust when...
Anders - DanishShakers
11-02-2003, 06:15
it became obvious to him, that the blades tie he...
was wearing now had an extra line of indistinct colour.
Was it the yellow of spilt custard, cowardice or just
an altogether different finnish that was marking his tie?
Paul Kennedy
23-02-2003, 23:37
while pondering his dilema the mirror suddenly spoke to him
well it is a fairy tale
The mirror told him that he was the worst......
candidate and no-one could understand why he'd got the job
paula_m
25-02-2003, 17:26
if they only knew he'd been sleeping with the ...
enemy they would never have even interviewed him
It was the tie that gave him away, so he........
came clean and admitted everything including all his parking tickets.
Paul Kennedy
28-02-2003, 17:19
That he had incurred whilst driving his Merc around Bury
Meanwhile, at a lonely motorway service station on the M62...
Paul Kennedy
01-03-2003, 12:49
His pocket stuffed full of plain brown envelopes
the Norwegian agent was waiting to meet his newest client.
Paul Kennedy
02-03-2003, 21:47
Client, an impressionable young goalkeeper.....
who harboured long term ambitions to represent his country
Paul Kennedy
02-03-2003, 22:12
but felt his chances of recognition by the coach were....
hampered by his inability to get into the first team.
Paul Kennedy
02-03-2003, 22:33
what else could he do? a transfer seemed the only
solution. That's why he was meeting the agent
Paul Kennedy
02-03-2003, 22:48
but why had he insisted on a meeting at midnight?
The answer was obvious when he thought about it sensibly.
Paul Kennedy
03-03-2003, 23:27
he felt a pang of concience but decided to go
to the toilet anyway. He remembered the last time shamefully.
Paul Kennedy
04-03-2003, 23:37
that was the last time he listened to George Michael
He bitterly regretted the fact that his CD was broken.
Paul Kennedy
06-03-2003, 20:25
How he wished he hadn't scrapped his 8 track
cassette of Wham's Greatest Hits. But that was all in the past now.
He now whistles to the tunes of Abba's greatest Hits
That night, only 'Waterloo' seemed at all appropriate.
Or was it something to do with kissing the teacher?
Suddenly, his contact came round the corner whistling tunelessly.
When he saw that his contact was George Michael...
Washington, the famous singing president. Immediately he asked for an autograph.
Cheers Waldo, it seems no-one else wants to play this game apart from us two. :(
paula_m
12-04-2003, 12:24
Little did he know he was signing an agreement for .....
.... having his chest shaved and legs waxed for a year.
paula_m
13-04-2003, 23:13
watched by the fans of Bury FC at the next game
When he realised the truth he became apoplectic with rage.
paula_m
18-04-2003, 01:09
he'd been trying to keep it a secret that he .....
Paul Kennedy
18-04-2003, 21:39
had not bought a season ticket yet
Then he realised that players don't need season tickets.
Paul Kennedy
22-04-2003, 22:33
it was at this point his head started to hurt
So he took Nothing because Nothing works faster than Anadin.
Paul Kennedy
25-04-2003, 17:22
And with that his head and mind started to clear
and began wondering why he was at a motorway service station.
paula_m
28-04-2003, 01:18
he decided that the best option was to sleep on
Paul Kennedy
28-04-2003, 23:21
Top of the RAC booth just in case the AA man.......
to whom he'd given the forged notes should return.
Paul Kennedy
01-05-2003, 22:00
then he would find out that he wasn't a very nice man
paula_m
03-05-2003, 12:10
as he took him down the wrong side of the ...
carriageway. Sadly he neither saw nor heard the articulated lorry
Paul Kennedy
06-05-2003, 21:35
as it hurtled towards him like a scene from Duel
Suddenly he woke in a cold sweat as the.....
paula_m
07-05-2003, 01:09
dog that was sitting behind started to lick the top
Paul Kennedy
07-05-2003, 17:26
of his newly waxed legs making them sting
paula_m
08-05-2003, 00:04
:overwhel: I can't answer that for laughing ......
Quickly, he kicked the dog away and ran for safety.
Paul Kennedy
10-05-2003, 16:51
only to remember, in the rush he had forgotten......
his trousers which he had removed and carefully folded ....
paula_m
19-05-2003, 08:56
he rushed back to get them, how could he explain...
(just in case anyone forgot about this game...)
The RAC box had been taken away! He thought....
.. that he must have got the wrong car park, but...
He must have gone on the wrong side, But no...
Paul Kennedy
27-05-2003, 23:21
he WAS in the right place because there was the dog.....
His owner, the blind man, was in the central...
Paul Kennedy
28-05-2003, 23:15
reservation doing his best to put on the trousers...
paula_m
29-05-2003, 01:20
that he collected from the salon where he had
Paul Kennedy
29-05-2003, 23:34
Met the woman who had changed his.........
tattoo from Paul to Paula following his sex change.
Paul Kennedy
01-06-2003, 22:55
Just as he felt that things couldn't get .............
any more surreal, a donkey flew down from the roof.
Paul Kennedy
12-06-2003, 00:28
My name is Matt Le Tissier said the donkey.......
(I must point out that a Guernseyman is known as a donkey in these parts)
paula_m
12-06-2003, 02:11
(I'm not going to say why a man's called a donkey in these parts ) :shock:
I'm trying to find Emily last I heard she was acting ...
Paul Kennedy
12-06-2003, 20:31
the goat in a soap up north and I've come to......
It's nothing to do with that.. :oops: It's because once they make their mind up they won't shift.
paula_m
13-06-2003, 00:08
:lol: spoilsport
show her the script for a new part in Eastenders where ...
she can play with Arnold Layne on the dark side of the moon
paula_m
05-07-2003, 09:52
but the problem for wardrobe is Arnold Layne's a cross-dresser who .....
who won't wear anything that doesn't highlight his waxed legs.
paula_m
19-07-2003, 00:41
so they gave him a fishnet body stocking that ......
was open at the crotch (to make going to the loo easier).
paula_m
21-07-2003, 14:59
(just what sort of a book are we writing here? :oops: )
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
This is the filth police. You're both under arrest for writing literature of an adult nature. Come quietly (no pun intended, of course... :wink: )
paula_m
22-07-2003, 00:01
Can you make sure my handcuffs are fur lined please :oops:
asked Paula as she was taken away with a grin.
paula_m
23-07-2003, 10:46
(that wasn't my quote, but what the hell...) :lol:
taking Arnold's hand as they were led into the ....
waiting police van, which surprisingly contained a kingsize bed
paula_m
26-07-2003, 00:59
the problem for Paula was did Arnold want her to .......
...take the lead or submit totally to his desires?
paula_m
29-07-2003, 08:15
but knowing that his desires were a little unusual she
decided to let him have his way with her.
paula_m
30-07-2003, 08:42
it was the strangest thing, she hadn't experienced many .....
other occasions where a radish played such an important role
paula_m
30-07-2003, 23:56
she couldn't get her breath when he asked her to put ......
on the tweety pie apron as she was giggling so much
About appearing on Ready Steady Cook in it
paula_m
04-08-2003, 00:17
on the tweety pie apron as she was giggling so much :lol: :oops:
But only if he wore the one with the ....
bra and knickers design. Strangely, Arnold declined this idea
Since he favoured the more picturesque type of...
paula_m
06-08-2003, 00:14
King Kong, the thought of the hairy chest did ....
nothing to stiffen his sinews but it made Paula sigh dreamily
paula_m
07-08-2003, 01:18
but the cost of all that wax she would need .....
meant she contented herself with stroking her fingers through it all
But wasn't it meant for someone elses body?
Methinks I am in trouble
:shock:
thought Paula dreamily as she ran her fingers through Arnold's.....
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